King_Marmoset!’s BodyBlog

Once, when King Marmoset was very young, but still incredibly good looking, he dined at the exotic locale known as Satanica Danica’s House of Mad-Crazy Vittles.  I’m sure all o’ y’all have wondered what Omahoans/Omahumans/Omahos/Omahumunculus/Omahayhowyadoin’ eat.  King Marmoset’ll now show you in pictures how a typical Omahuman meal is made and what critters they like to eat.  Note:  Sweet King Marmoset was unaware these pics were being taken at the time.  The notorious soul stealer known as the mighty, mighty DanicaX was the culprit.  What she is doing with the purloined souls is unknown.  Ha, "loin" is in that word!  Now you are thinking about loins, aren’t you?  See how I did that!  

Step 1.  All cooking is done on a grill type apparatus the Omahos call a "clam-shell fire pit".  The Omahowyadoins have developed a symbiotic relationship with a bird known as the Red Pecker Humper Thrush.  These birds are encouraged to make their nests in the clam-shell fire pit, but it’s all a trick!  There is no symbiosis between the people and the birds.  The Omahumunculus simply cook up the bird nests without giving anything back to them!  They say irony is what adds a special flavor to any meal.  This method of cooking meats does add extra Omega-666 fats (keeps Satan away) and vitamin-XXX (keeps one from falling into making low-budget gonzo-porn).  

Behold!  An authentic clam-shell fire pit ripe with Red Pecker Humper Thrush nest

Step 2.  Selecting which exotic and delicious animal to make into vittles.  What was on the menu this day?  This chap!  His name was Carl.

Don’t worry.  I partied with Carl first before we got down to business.

Step 3.  Enjoy your vittles!!  That DanicaX is not only incredibly shapely, but also a hell of a cook.  When KM hears these words, “Marmoset, get them vittles while their fresh off the clam-shell fire pit” he knows he is in for a warm belly full of delicious and nutritious exotic meats.  

What was for dinner the next night?

Anyone out there that can properly identify what creature Carl is King Marmoset will overthrow a country and name it in your honor.  Sorry, but you don’t get to pick the country.  Hint:  Carl isn’t a pig.  

In Marmosetia, we are beset with many calamities on a daily basis.  Strikes from the Raptor Guild, toxic feces flung into the trees by marauding Cuvier’s Skunk Ape, and a new invader that seems to be the Marmoset’s evil image from an anti-matter universe are but some of the dangers.  One of the more benign, but still obnoxious, dangers comes in the form of an ivy that grows in the trees of Marmosetia.  This ivy leaves an oil on the fur that can penetrate down to the skin.  This oil causes itching and can spread all over the body (it always seems to malign the "junk").  Lets refer to this ivy as a "poison ivy".  

Your humble, but brilliant King is here to report that the oils of this poison ivy are besmirching his armored yet supple skin.  It lurks in the corners of the mouth, the webbing of the webbed fingers, and don’t you just know where else it inhabits?  The junk.  Always the junk.  The witch doctor says KM wouldn’t get the ivy on his junk if he’d just keep his hands out of there.  Good advice for any Marmosets out there.

Peeps,

I used to be able to semi-keep track of everyone’s blogs by checking the "What My Friends Are Doing" section on my.bodyspace.com.  However, there are no more blog entries in there (and haven’t been for a long time).  Do you have blog entries in yours?  Is it just me?  I can’t remember if I checked Danica’s to see if she could.  Let me know.  I don’t want to holler at the developers if it’s a system wide issue.