NYC” Bereft of monsters and marine mammals!
Flying into the NYC I scanned the beaches for marine mammals - nothing! I scanned the oceans for impending sea monster attacks - nothing! Jeez, I thought this was the most bumpin’ town in the world. The vigorous security frisking and oh-so-close laptop fumble didn’t brighten my day at all.
I was scanning one of those tourist books with the protocols of behavior in Russia. Basically, it says you will catch a disease and be a victim of violent crime no matter what you do. It also says spitting three times is good luck over there. We’ll see about that. We’ll see if I get good luck when I spit in stupid zombie Lenin’s face 1-2-3 times!!
Gotta go eat dirty food. Peacccccccccccccce!!!
April 19, 2008 at 11:58 am
Let’s see…spitting 3 times and what was the other part….catch a disease. Could there be some connection? Lol, have a great trip!!
April 19, 2008 at 2:25 pm
You had to actually get frisked?! What kind of zombie-weapons are you packing??
Dirty food - classic!!
April 19, 2008 at 2:37 pm
You made that up
April 19, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I knew those rumors of sea monsters were too good to be true!!!
April 21, 2008 at 7:18 am
Yuck on the near laptop crash!
Going through security is the worst part of traveling, for me. But I’ve never been frisked before! How was it? 
Was it some hot babalicious chick doing the frisking??! 
April 24, 2008 at 7:36 am
OH YES NYC just about 1 hour away, and the lovely airports, got love it or nottttttttttttttttttttttttt LOLOLOL
May 19, 2008 at 7:37 am
I think Cloverfield was on vacation when you came here.