I’m coming for you, Lenin!!
Tomorrow, King Marmoset departs for parts unknown. Strange nutrients will be consumed. Strange enemies will be punched in their horrible faces. Strange friends will be made. Strange alleyways, jails, and bathtubs will make for sleeping spaces. Strange these times are, indeed!
This vacation couldn’t come at a better time. Your favorite King Marmoset has been greatly burned out by his wheelin’ n’ dealin’ in the business world. So much so that energy for lifting boulders and fighting constrictors has been in short supply. Simply, it sucks when something usurps your life and siphons off some of the awesomeness. And now it’s time for a quote…
"He that attains true self perpetuating awesomeness must work hard and suffer short-term awesomeness loss."
- King Marmoset
All that is now done, my incredibly shapely reader. It’s time to get back to pulverizing weights, high-5′n peeps, and rocking this here BodySpace from the front - to the back - to the front - what-what?? I’ve missed far too many of your blogs and I regret this deeply. Thus, if you notice a sudden spasm of King Marmoset on your page it’s because it’s catch-up time.
More blogs soon! Praise be to living humans! Curses be to the zombie hordes and their undead puppet-master, L.E.N.I.N. So sayeth I, KING MARMOSET, now and forever!!!!!
PS. Sultry jungle pheromones keep me up at night. Business must be taken care of. The pleasure is mine! Then, I dream of the alpha and omega. End. Of. Coded. Message.
April 18, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Wishing you a safe trip and many successful zombie hunts!
April 19, 2008 at 4:52 am
Congratulations!….End. Of. My. Coded. Message.
April 19, 2008 at 2:26 pm
LOL, great self-quote - very profound, my friend!
April 21, 2008 at 7:24 am
Your life sounds like such an adventure!
I envy your self-perpetuating awesomness - send some my way? 
It sounds like you really need this vacation, oh splendid King! 
May you have a hearty stomach and the strength of a thousand zombies!