King_Marmoset!’s BodyBlog

You!!  

Yes, you!!  Do you want some more adventures of his majesty, King Marmoset, and his shapely vixen overlord, DanicaX?  

No, you say!  How about if the pics include us partying with the Easter bunny?  What if I told you the Easter bunny was at a gay club giving out eggs filled with condoms?  How about more pics of us working out in retail sporting goods stores?  All this and so much more can be yours by clicking the link below me.  Yes, I did just say, "blow me."

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Note:  Any ideas as to why that link isn’t hot?  Yes, that is a legitimate question by an illegitimate source.  

King Marmoset can read your minds!!  Didn’t know that, did ya?  He sends out his filthy mental tentacles all through the world to sift through your grubby brains and ferret out juicy bits of information.  Some of you should be very ashamed of yourselves (you know who you are)!  One question seems to uniformly permeate all human brains, "Why does GNC suck ripe monkey balls?".  King Marmoset believes he has answers.  

Lets establish the root of suckitude about GNC that pisses one and all off - the maniacal hard sell for anyone entering the premises.  For people like us, people with bodies being finely tuned and highly aesthetic genitalia, we don’t need the hard sell.  It’s annoying and it makes me want to marry fist with obnoxious face (often times my own obnoxious face).  What is the origin of this ridiculous counter-business hard-sell procedure?  

Once a fortnight King Marmoset showers, puts on clothes, goes out into the really-real world, and mimics being a normal person.  Today, he pretended to be a business man and met with some GNC execs.  Here is what was learned…

GNC isn’t extremely concerned with business from the fitness crowd.  Their entire pitch is geared to the first time supplement/vitamin buyer; the people who have a lot of questions and are more susceptible to their greasy sales pitch.  The savvy supplement buyer often buys their junk from the Intrawebs.  However, newbies will go to brick and mortar stores because they seek advice.  Like all good pushers, GNC gets their hooks into the vulnerable at a young age.    

This is simply an FYI from your friendly neighborhood King Marmoset!  Beware my filthy mental tentacles, my pretties.  Their reach is long and you can’t hold out your dirty secrets from their prying grasp for ever!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!