King_Marmoset!’s BodyBlog

King Marmoset absolutely freaking loves Bodyspace and the people on here!  Having finally met one of you in the really-real world KM feels it’s his duty to report on the subject to all of you.  Here is the tale…

There is a reason why King Marmoset gets up in the morning to fight the undying zombie hordes that plague living humans.  That reason is because there are people out there who deserve a life free of zombie molestations.  People like the singularly luminescent awesomeness that is DanicaX!  

Yes, the mighty oppressor of Omaha came to Marmosetia this weekend to talk trash, punch my possessions, and abuse the good tax payers of this fair community.  Here is what was learned…

Girl is a friggin’ two-fisted cursing-out-loud maniac in the gym.  Very impressive are her intensity and work ethic.  In fact, she motivates a brotha big time to match her level of awesomeness in the gym.  Also, she does have a strange power to attract any individuals that have a misshapen soul or mind.  These people do seem to eye-ball her while she is working out.  It is very unwise to pester her when she is doing her thing.  Whoa to her native COG, mortician, and masseuse weirdo back in Omaha.  

She rolls with her suite of Gaspari narcotics and let KM try some.  Sir Marmoset has to say that the fiery blend of Super Pump and Size-on really does power a work out with something extra.  It’s unknown if it was the Gaspari narcotics or her maniac work ethic/perky bottom trotting around the gym, but KM felt like he could work out for hours.  Sadly, post work out produced a hardcore crash.  Could be the narcotics.  Could be the kick ass work out.  Could be his own weakness and stupidity  Who knows?  

She ain’t kidding about the lunges.  She is a 5th degree lunge black belt.  She was fantasizing about lunging up our local mountains.  Thank goodness the cold weather foiled that scheme.  There are unsavory giants that live on top of these hills and they’d take her usurping ways very poorly.  We can’t have that peace broken after so long.  

Her only request from King Marmoset upon arriving here, "I only want one thing - to party with a midget or person of wee stature.  Can you arrange this?"  Pics coming henceforth as they are on her camera or "soul stealer" as she calls it.  

She sleeps around 45 minutes per day.  This isn’t a joke!  King Marmoset enjoys long snoozes and a day peppered with naps.  DanicaX simply refuses to sleep.  Instead, she just sits there and watches.  A few times, KM woke up and DanicaX was making throat slashing gestures thinking he was sleeping.  Very scary!  

Her weakness seems to be closed doors.  If there are 3 closed doors in the same room she is unable to figure out which door to use.  Basement doors are particularly confusing to her.  I think it’s because she lives deep within the earth in a subterranean community that doesn’t use doors.  That is just a theory though.  

Check out her blogs and her profile if you don’t know about her.  If you get an impression that she is truly awesome I can confirm that is the case!  Hail DanicaX and hail BodySpace!!!  

King Marmoset hopes you have enjoyed learning about DanicaX.  

End of transmission… for now!

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