Cryptic Things Afoot In Mamosetia: Clue #3
Yo-ho-ho, my gorgeousness!!!
Behold!! Another clue!!
Once, in an opium den in Shanghai, an emerald tiger of an old man gave King Marmoset a fortune cookie. The fortune said, "Work on improving your exercise routine."
Very wise this fortune was. Upon waking post chasing-the-dragon, the old man said, "Supercolossalapeofthefuture". I knew this name was mine.
February 8, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Silly primate, opium is for kids! Put the pipe down my friend before it is too late!
February 9, 2008 at 12:17 pm
*crickets chirping*… uh… wha? Apparently, my go-go-gadget detective skills are off…
February 9, 2008 at 5:59 pm
okay okay….I think I got this…..after you ate your fortune cookie, you looked around and pondered how to improve you exercise routine….that’s when you saw Mrs. Butterworth on the top of your fridge and she winked at you. That got your juices flowing (in more than one way! LOL) and you came up with a protein pancake that resembled a ghost from pac man to prove that you aren’t scared! How close am I??? Huh?? Huh?
February 9, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Mike you totally stole my thunder!! Has the king achieved colossal size this soon?
February 10, 2008 at 11:17 am
You are truly the super colossal ape of the future. Consider this prophecy!!! As for the clues I’ll not yet venture a guess but I’m starting to develop a theory!
February 10, 2008 at 9:26 pm
SAY NO TO DRUGS! Go find your own supercolossalapesofthefuture, fortune boy!!
February 12, 2008 at 3:32 pm
LOL!! i don’t understand you king, but i like you!!
February 12, 2008 at 3:36 pm
According to Confuscious, "He who eats must be hungry!"
February 13, 2008 at 6:11 am
OKay I think I see it all so clear!!! That Mrs. Butterworth is a WHORE!! she ripped your Furtune and your pancakes…… That sticky bitch!….. Am I closer than Mike?? Huh huh??…..lmao
February 13, 2008 at 6:41 am
The "Ghost Shaped" pancake represents something that is now dead and gone. Mrs Butterworth was its companion, which will die with the ghost. And if you notice, the fortune is " Ripped". So this can only mean one thing….. its cutting season!! The King is going on a diet! And the King believes he can only become the Supercollasalapeofthefuture by bulking and Cutting!…….Am I right???