Super Size Without Radiation? Yes, It’s Possible!
King Marmoset is currently in the process of growing to 8′8" tall and a weight of 888 lbs. Relax, the King’s plan is to do this via eating and lifting super hard instead of using radiation like the last time. Once the King attains this colossus size he will drift off the face of the earth and float into the lifeless, loveless void of deep space. There, hostile alien cultures will be devastated or possibly romanced, binary stars will be mashed together to make a cosmic crucible to forge new proteins, and awesomeness and high fives will be dished out to all peaceful beings DanicaX style.
In your squeaky little clicks and whistles voice you peep, "But GreatOne, how will you grow so large without the radiation you have depended on before?"
I shall utilized the growth serum known as The Ninja Bill Get Large Shake. This shake in addition to the regular mass quantities consumed with great prejudice will produce this large size.
King Marmoset’s version of The Ninja Bill Get Large Shake
3 Omega-3 eggs
2 cups low fat milk or water
2 scoops whey
1 banana
1/2 cup blueberries
Throw all this in the blender with some ice cubes, curse out loud, and enjoy. The curses add essential swear word acids and adult language vitamins.
Thus, King Marmoset is now 4 lbs larger than before. Sure, sure, some of that is peppermint ice cream, but the rest is the good stuff. Godspeed, King Marmoset!!!
January 2, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Your quest for size is unlike anything ever chronicled before mighty King! But if anyone can achieve this colossus feat it is the awesome King Marmoset….vanquisher of zombies, master of the animal kingdom, and lover of female Marmoset! I bow to your awesomeness!
January 2, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I say add the peppermint ice cream to the Ninji Bill shake and will get there even faster! Just sayin.
January 3, 2008 at 2:02 am
I knew I was missing something in my shake. I now know I need to swear! Thanks bro!!!Good luck on the height gain! That may be challenging without the radiation! the weight however, I guess it depends on the quality of the weight! Keep it growing bro!
January 3, 2008 at 8:57 am
Mmmmm…peppermint ice cream sounds like it would be wonderful in said shake.
January 3, 2008 at 9:58 am
Well, it’s no wonder you are King among your kind. Marmosets usually being rather light creatures, at that weight you’ll weigh about as much as all the other marmosets put together. They must quake in your presence.
As for me, I need to slow down the bulk, so I’ll be looking for leaner fare.
January 3, 2008 at 10:16 pm
A shake that makes you gain horizontally and vertically?! Where has it been all my life!
January 4, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I will also have to try your shake in turn! I’m glad the Ninjabill Super Shake has helped….. Full up the Zombies call!
January 6, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Adult language vitamins, eh? I am totally pranking that damn poison control again
January 6, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I have noted the words of King Marmoset and will try this "get large shake" upon my return from battling the rabid scorpions Shi’ Tole
Untill my return, peace and much massiveness upon you and your kingdom!
LMAO
Dave
January 9, 2008 at 7:17 am
Nectar of the Gods, some call it…others call it, King Marmoset’s version of the Ninja BIll Get Large Shake. I do believe this is also the base shake they used on Fear Factor, before adding the pig intestine, or cow butt, or chicken saliva, or earthworm poo, or etc. etc….
January 10, 2008 at 8:29 am
I’m guessing we’re talking raw eggs here?
January 10, 2008 at 8:44 am
To enhance the effect of said shake, one should drink it while driving in heavy traffic and listening to Celine Dion! Believe me, the cursing will flow!!