Mental Vomiting Is Good For The Soul
I’m just going to vomit out all the stuff in my brain that regards to what we are doing on here. I can feel the tightness in my mouth and the extra saliva right now. Get ready….BLAHHHHHHH!!!!
1. Chicken in a can = $2.79 per can.
Chicken of the Sea in a can = $.79 per can.
After eating 2-3 cans of meat a day I had to suck it up and buy Chicken of the Sea for $ reasons. I abhor seafoods in a can, but it was just too expensive eating land bird from a can. Thus….
Do you like Seafoods in a Can?
I do like them, King Marmoset, I am!
I do like them in a box.
I do like them with a fox.
I do like them in a house.
I do like them with a mouse.
I do like them here or there.
I do like them anywhere.
I do like Seafoods in a Can.
I do like them, King Marmoset, I am.
2. We all know that when we are in the gym that you can’t do 50 reps of 150 lbs curls or 200 reps of 345 lbs deadlifts. However, when you are doing physical labor all the normal rules go out the window. I just can’t move a ton of stone in 90 lbs increments from one spot to another over and over again for hours without hurting yourself. These incidents have hampered my training more than any laziness or drunken stupidity could.
3. With all this body building stuff we are doing, we get into strange artificial comfort zones. If you think about it, it’s strange to have 20 cans of tuna in your work desk, a huge container of protein powder in your closet, stacks of pre-made meals in your fridge at any time. So, what happens when you go on vacation? Your comfort zone gets cluster-****ed nigh onto Hell.
I went to Ireland recently, which I’ll get to in a bit, and I realized how impractical this body building life style is. There is no way to pack a huge thing of protein powder and all your clothes. You can’t generally bring huge caches of food on international journeys. No bed and breakfast has a gym. Basically, when you travel abroad you are also taking a vacation from body building. Shit happens! Enjoy life for a week and then get back at when you get home.
4. The Irish, generally speaking, eat shit I’d never eat: whole milk, fatty sausages, sandwiches with buttered bread, tons of gravy, etc, but yet they ain’t fat like Americans are. And, if you are thinking Americans are fat because of fast food, those green bastards love them some McDonalds and Burger King. Oh, and the drinking….Guinness is like drinking liquid bread and everyone does it.
As near I can figure it, the Irish stay thin because, while they eat awful shit and drink a lot, they aren’t snacking and loading up on soda. Americans, put your goddamn chips down, you fat bastards!!!!!!
5. I am so goddamn portly now it’s not even funny. You just can’t eat all that garbage over there while washing it down with Guinness and cakes and main-lining friggin’ potatoes and stay trim. However, there is hope on that front…
By my guess, I’ll have burned off all that extra blubber by Sunday at the latest. Aside from getting exercise which had been lacking abroad and getting back to a cleanly diet, I’m experimenting with the HeyZeus909 method of carb manipulation. I can’t go zero carbs due to playing hockey, but I’m now doing a half cup total of carbs on hockey days; today is my first non-hockey day so we’ll see how low I can go on the carbs.
6. To anyone out there that has heard me comment about my neck injury in the forum, a miracle happened in Ireland. My bratty little brother was pulling my head to the left while I was looking straight ahead. A disc that had been out of alignment for 17 years, and medical science couldn’t fix, popped back into place. Mr brother, St. Cletus, laid hands upon me and I was healed. Praise St. Cletus!
I’m done vomiting out this info now. Return back to your lives, puny mortals.
My brother and I having some pints at the Duke in Dublin. Yes, those are viking helmets.
August 9, 2007 at 10:03 am
I had my protein shake taken away from me at LaGuardia. It was like condemning me to eat at the fried food palace in the terminal.
I decided to go hungry.
August 9, 2007 at 10:05 am
Your healed! Paise be my friend!
August 9, 2007 at 10:36 am
I take my protein powder in a baggy when I fly…and ya know, it’s always an enjoyable moment when I can single handedly stop the security line, because they instantly flag that bag, and subsequently want me to explain what it is….Yes, I do take my time with a lengthy drawn out presentation regarding the benefits of protein, to the usually fat little man working the X-ray machine. The looks I get from the other travelers is priceless. Another priceless quality of bodybuilding:
Can of tuna…..79 cents, bit-o-spinach……25 cents…..Olive-oil and Balsmic vinegrette…..25 cents….Diet coke…..50 cents……Resultant burp onto unsuspecting bystander….PRICELESS!!
August 9, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Let it out, KM. Let it ALL OUT!!
I didn’t used to particularly like canned chicken OR tuna.
But, now I guess I’m used to it. Have you tried those microwave tuna steaks yet?? They say they are ahi tuna but my boyfriend says that’s highly unlikely. THey come in a pouch and I think that they are fast, easy and delicious.
I think everyone at works thinks I’m a pig because I eat so often. I keep a box of oatmeal, some protein powder and a bowl at work so I can have a good breakfast each morning. It’s hard to cook eggs everymorning, so adding the protein powder to my oats is the best, especially cause they have hot water in the cafeteria.
Is your brother’s name really Cletus?
August 9, 2007 at 7:31 pm
I take all my sups with me on vacation. I keep waiting to be stopped with all my little baggies of white powder and what not, but never so far. I could be hauling bags of coke for all the notice anyone takes. In fact I took at pocket knife (by accident) all the way to Bora Bora in my carry on back pack through 3 check points and no one noticed. It is a little scary actually!
August 13, 2007 at 8:00 am
Bagging the protein is a wise idea. I did get flagged for having 2 bottles of 12 year old Jameson. Funny how the Irish let that stuff through, but the Americans caught it. Bagging the protein will be very interesting.