King_Marmoset!’s BodyBlog

Lost your way, my lamb?  

Morally, spiritually, or physically confusticated from too many weekend tawdys, dirty vittles, or cream-puffs?  

Perhaps your waist line has expanded while your soul has become bankrupt?  

Maybe the will to rise up and do the hard work has left thee?

Can’t resist that one last jager-bomb at 1:30am when hot Mexicana lust is breathing down your neck?    

Join us at the Church of BodySpace!  The Church of BodySpace is the truth, the light, and the way for physical, spiritual, and emotional enlightenment.  YOU WILL FIND REDEMPTION HERE!    

The Church of BodySpace can offer you:

Penance in the form of personal physical resurrection.
A diet that not only feeds the body, but also feeds the soul.  
Guidance on walking the one truth path of enlightenment.
Motivation in the form of others who walk the path.  

Listen to my preachings, my sons and daughters.  Ol’ King Marmoset came in from the darkness and the void.  Yes, he did drinketh deeply of the BodySpace Kool-Aid.  It was cool; refreshing; life changing.  Yes, come and worship at the alter of the weight bench and change your life now and forever!  

Note:  If you know where "confusticated" comes from then I claim thee as a dork-supreme!

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