Jim Jizzle’s BodyBlog

So a few days ago I wrote about how I had to ween off of my Gaspari Stack temporarily (OOOO SO SAD   lol). Well now im sitting back wondering "well what the hell should i do now??" Well recently I Started taking Cytolean. What i do like about it is that they’re no jitters and I dont crash or anything like that. But at the same time i havent noticed a difference in ma body, im thinkin maybe i should give it a week or somethin? im not sure. But one thing is true about that pill, when they say curb yur appetite, they mean CURB IT! lol. Normally if i go more that 3-5 hours without any MEAL, i start feelin sorta sick, and ma body tells me in many ways "hey…u…yea u!…..put somethin in me foo!" haha BUt while on this? please….i remember i ate at 4pm and had nothin but water until about 715 or 730 and ma body wasnt phased forreal at all, i knew i was a LITTLE hungry, but it was nothin major. But i say all that to say this…..I’ve been thinking………(I’m prolly gonna hate myself later for this)…….. but im thinking……of trying……..muscletech (LOL!)

In order to understand why i feel like a punk u must know, i am NOT one for "popular" or "overly advertised" things. I do NOT have an ipod, i do NOT own ANY nike’s especially Air Force One’s, i do NOT carry a gallon jug of water with me ANYWHERE, I despise, and i mean DESPISE ANYTHING that comes out of Hollister, Abercrombie, AND Aeropostale, etc. So why do I hate Muscletech u ask? here’s why:

Muscletech, u son’s of bitches (lol), why do you pour all your money into these retarted ass, far-fetched magazine spreads and advertisements???? I hate you, and I always have. Yur nitric oxide product? Feel the effects in 9 seconds? 9 SECONDS? U can’t draw a pint of blood in 9 seconds, Yur average car can’t run the 1/4mile in 9 seconds…Hell I cant even make toast in 9 seconds. It would take me longer to cuss out my mother, than to feel the effects of your N.O. pill? bite me u jerks (lol). Then yur NanoVaporx9? o wow you REFORMULATED yur bogus pill from before but now its a "psychoactive experience, naNO Vapor is scientifically formulated to immediately transform every single training session into an experience unlike anything before." Wow, u promise? lol bite me, "Go from zero to Jacked in 9 seconds!!!" kiss my ass lol. Oh and this new crap ANABOLIC HALO? Man give me a break!: "Team MUSCLETECH researchers used a sub-zero, -320 degree blast of liquid nitrogen to thermomolecularly enhance one of the most anabolic compounds on the planet!" and then they show a picture of Darrem Charles hanging in a vat of ice?  Their ads are so cheasy, i do not want to be a part of the hype, so why would i consider using their crap? well……..everyone i’ve asked said it works, and then ill be damned if i didnt buy their Nitro-tech jus to say "watch, ima eat this s***, and i wont gain their suggested 8 pounds of muscle in 14 days, hahhaa." Man I gained 6 pounds in 4 days LOL. So i found out thru my own personal experiment that yes, their s*** does work:) But they are so expensive!!!

I do not want to fund their god awful advertisements lol. Do I dare STACK their products? lol. Nitrotech, celltech, and god forbid……NANOVAPORx9?!?! lol. Screw that cuz im on Cytolean, if i stack those 3…shii…between the protein and the creatine thats almost 90 dollars right there. Suck on one and choke MuscleTech, I’m STILL not trying your overhyped garbage! I’m gonna use ma 2 "2nd string" proteins (MRM and ABB ‘Pure Pro’) and just hold out til i get back on gaspari since i no longer and refuse to hang on the nuts of BSN. ESPECIALLY since they blew up and are now OVERHYPED. I wont say the name of their new ‘phenom’ but…..we’ve all seen u workout down here in Atlanta, i wont burst anyones bubble, but its pretty obvious what you ARE taking, and uhh….it aint "TRUEMASS" hahahah. But u are a giant, dont get me wrong lol. 

So should I try Anabolic OD? NOS? REDLINE? or maybe go back to the basics and jus get some good ol GNC Preworkout Nitric Oxide Booster? lol. Yea maybe ill jus get somethin cheap by GNC and go back to where it all started:) I do know that I dont wanna leave gaspari, but i do need to cycle off……God i dont wanna get any muscletech products, but I do notice the difference in this protein, but muscletechs bread and butter Ingredient is freakin creatine, and thats the only thing special about their protein, it got 2.2 grams of CREATINE in the PROTEIN! lol. Creatine Mono that is. I’m a fan myself of the Creatine Ethyl Ester and the Creatine Gluconate (thank u gaspari:) hahah. So do i stop this cytolean so i can use a preworkout stimulant? or do i stay on the cytolean and jus find a new protein and postworkout concoction? I’ll have my mind made up by Saturday.  Superpump, SizeOn, INtrapro, i will miss you LOL goodnite everybody:) 

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