Let’s face it, my blogs aren’t always funny.
When this happens, don’t be a rude ass.
Placate me.
I’m such an egotistical son of a bitch, I’ll never know if you’re being sarcastic or not.
So f-cking do me a huge favor and pretend my blogs are funny.
Just the way you chicks out there pretend to have orgasms.
If you’re too socially inept to know how to fake laughter, here is a brief tutorial for your edification.
I don’t care if you’re laughing with me or at me, just laugh, okay?
Okay?
Laugh. Laugh at the Jew. Jews are funny, right?
It’s not like I ask for gynocologically explicit naked pictures from the women on this site.
(Okay, I do, but that’s not the God damn point.)
October 16, 2009 at 12:36 am
Lollzzzzzz!
October 16, 2009 at 12:55 am
roflmao.. happy now?
October 16, 2009 at 2:02 am
Where’s my "That was so funny I forgot to laugh"?
October 16, 2009 at 4:43 am
Wow the kid looks like Leno but takes a shot at him…
He needs to spend less time with adults and the baklava.
October 16, 2009 at 5:14 am
Here is my comment in a youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSOkG2ppgIQ
October 16, 2009 at 5:45 am
Lol… @ Shannon… Now THAT was funny…
October 16, 2009 at 6:48 am
ROFL. Oh, man, the next time I meet someone who proclaims they’re Jewish (which is rare around here), I’m going to have to try very hard not to just laugh at them outright due to this statement:
"Laugh. Laugh at the Jew. Jews are funny, right?"
Because for some reason I get this image of you worked up into a rage, pointing at some guy and yelling that at him.
October 16, 2009 at 9:10 am
I think if I were ever mad at you I would just berate you in a PM. That way you wouldn’t have to suffer any public humiliation and suffer any loss to your aura of awesomeness…
October 16, 2009 at 10:14 am
Kulzor, If you knew me a little better, you’d know that 99.9 percent of the things I say have some reference to film, literature or pop culture.
In Todd Browning’s 1932 movie "Freaks" Harry Earles, who played one of the lollipop kids in the Wizard of Oz, "big" bride gets drunk at the post wedding banquet and starts yelling at him and berating him at the table.
The next day he says. "Go ahead, laugh at the midget. Laugh at the midget, midgets are funny, right?"
I couldn’t find that exact scene, but here is the scene where she humiliates him leading him to say what he said above.
My wife treats me exactly like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxC99aeEufQ&feature=related
Check out how DEJECTED he looks, that’s how I am when my wife yells at me.
October 16, 2009 at 12:19 pm
How can I appreciate the really funny blogs, if thats all we get. Makes me appreciate the "Best Of Worms" even more.
October 16, 2009 at 2:22 pm
funny, funny how?
October 19, 2009 at 9:39 am
You are funny - I am serious.
October 19, 2009 at 10:46 am
That’s because I have a big, hard funny bone.
October 19, 2009 at 10:50 am
Ain’t touching that one.
October 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
Why not? It likes to be touched.
October 19, 2009 at 11:20 am
Aww no. No No. You might want to look up the video "Touch Myself". May be more to your liking.
October 20, 2009 at 11:37 am
You are so funny Herm….what was the joke again?