The monster is loose. Watch my smoke.
I am going to win this. I have this in my crosshairs. Wish me luck:
Here are all the details you need to enter the Wilhelmina Hot Body Model Search presented by Shape and Men’s Fitness. You can enter in person at open call events, by mail or online.
The Wilhelmina Hot Body Model Search presented by Shape and Men’s Fitness starts August 17, 2009 and ends November 30, 2009. Each entry requires a completed Official Entry Form, a current photo and a $20 non-refundable processing fee. The Wilhelmina Hot Body Model Search presented by Shape and Men’s Fitness is open to men and women who are legal residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia (void where prohibited) and who are 18 years of age or older as of November 30th, 2009; no height or size restrictions. Subject to Official Rules.
Some of you folks have me on your inspirational list.
It’s time for me to STFU and earn it.
Incidentally, BB.Com friends and all guys pushing 50.
This one’s for you.
September 15, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Give ‘em Hell, Herm!
September 15, 2009 at 3:05 pm
You should submit your "I’m to sexy for this shirt" video… you’d be a shoe in!
September 15, 2009 at 3:11 pm
They would be crazy not to pick you!
September 15, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Thanks.
But seriously, I’m waaaay too smooth in that.
I just took a shot of me now to put up on this blog post. As a roadmap to see where I need to go.
If I can lose 2 percent bodyfat I might have an outside chance. I’m going to use this shot too look at and say "You need to get more ripped!"
It’s not about looks or age, just body, so I might just be able to sneak in under the wire. Stealth Jew.
I’m so psyched I’m literally shaking. (Maybe it’s the ephedrine.)
September 15, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Thanks Kimber, as usual, you are pure awesomeness.
September 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm
How lame they make you pay to enter. You better win this or I won’t be inspired anymore!
September 15, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I just got the dharma reference.
September 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Umm Herm you already look much, much better than the models on the flyer.
Come on! They’d be crazy not to pick you.
September 15, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I checked out the qualifications on the website:
Fit: You got that right
Confident: And then some
Vibrant: Like a ray of sunshine
Photogenic: In the bag
I also checked the rules…no essay contest. So once again you are going to be used for your body and not your mind…
September 15, 2009 at 5:33 pm
this is all you baby!!! of course i would love to see the essay you would have come up with for it :0)
September 15, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Thanks everyone, I really appreciate it.
Seriously.
September 15, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Herm, you looked jacked already! I may just have to add you to my inspiration list. Hands down, you da man (er Jew) Sock it to ‘em Herm. You got my support.
September 16, 2009 at 10:05 am
Gee…I look at that picture and Steppenwolf’s "Magic Carpet Ride" started playing in my head.
Go win one for the team!!!
September 16, 2009 at 11:14 am
If Irving doesn’t win, I am giving up bodybuilding for good, and eating only Hamantashen Cookies and manischewitz wine in a silent, but powerfully tearful protest.
September 16, 2009 at 11:16 am
So… you’ll officially be a pretty boy, huh?!
September 16, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Face has very little to do with it or I’d be dead in the water. It’s all about the bod.
Thanks for referring to a 48 year old goat as a "boy" though. Made my day.
:)
@Vert. You know what kind of cookies Jews looooooove? Those big ones that are half dark and half white? They love those things! Holy effin’ crow do they.
September 16, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Let me tell you something, Mr. Sexbaum - You may know about bodybuilding and looking all taut - But I know my Jew cookies
http://z.about.com/d/kosherfood/1/I/F/3/-/-/cookies_bw_purim2.jpg
September 16, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Those are the most Jewishist cookies I’ve ever seen!
September 17, 2009 at 10:47 am
Time slowed down for me the other day as I passed the bakery section and the unbelievable sugar cookies they had out.
Talk about some hardcore willpower to just continue on without picking anything up. Man, those are some damn good cookies.
September 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
hotter than a crucifix burning on my lawn, you! It’s in the bag.
September 17, 2009 at 11:21 am
Thank you. But here’s my take on it.
I am going to train twice a day as hard as humanly possible every day. I will not put one single solitary thing in my mouth that won’t help me as fuel, to burn fat or build muscle.
I’m playing a mental game with myself right now and that is this: This is mine to lose. If I don’t win it, it will be because I didn’t follow through thoroughly enough.
I am not going to let that happen.
Thanks again for the boost!
September 23, 2009 at 12:07 pm
my nanna fanny, she of odessa, in the old country, made what we called fanny cookies that my dad still makes to this day. Rolled out dough, flat, spread date/rasin/orangfe rind/sugar/paste then rollup and sprinkle cinnamon and sugar over the top and bake. i always placed them up ther with latkas as the most overhyped jew food on the planet. latkas are only edible with ketchup and nanna fannies cookies would be better with chocolate rolled up in the middle, nutella even, than with the date/raisin paste.
now hummus and falafel, that’s some real jew food straight out of Haifa and Netanya.