>:( - Military Rant
I freaken pissed today. We are in exercise mode and I’ve been at work for going on now about 11 days in a row now. 0500-1800. Not so bad if I had a couple days break but I don’t…not the point. I had to train these augmentees (Reservists) to take care of the night shift Accountability portion. Well, as always, these douche bags never listen and didn’t do any work. I’m getting calls in the middle of the night (even though I just worked an "13 hr" day…more like 16) from these retards because they need help after i just spoon fed it to them and wrote it down with purple crayons and pretty pictures.
It was only 1000 when I had already eaten 95% of my daily calorie allowance and I’m starving for more. I freak when I’m under stress and the get an incredible craving for food. So much that it took me twice as much time to do my daily work not to mention I have to take up the reservist slack. *For those of you who are civilian and have an brother, aunt, or pet dog enlisted in any kind of reserves and is currently putting their "life on the line" or "serving their country" for 2 days a freaken month and you are currently offended by my statements…yeah you guys can blow me. They are lazy asses who want Active Duty praise with a civilian-mentally attitude.
Anyway, I forgot to give my commander the brief because a Colonel was asking (yet again) a F*cktard question, and I couldn’t answer that because I had my daily suspenses aside from the exercise BS that didn’t get done by those lazy, martini-drinking @$$holes (A.K.A. RESERVISTS!!!).
I’m sure tomorrow i’ll be back in my Angel mode. It’s low carb day so we’ll see…
For those who are Active Duty (any branch), Thank you for nodding you head, laughing at this post and knowing exactly what i’m sqwaking about.
Coming up next…."Where does the common sense go when the rank goes from Sleeve to Collar?"
Until next time….
May 8, 2008 at 4:20 am
LOL, that was really funny! I see alot of that on the active side too though. But either way I can relate!
May 8, 2008 at 4:37 am
HAHA!!! I have to say that I agree with you about the reservists! If you don’t mind, I would like to send this link out to some people who would agree with you!! I can’t wait for the next one! Hope you have a better day!!
May 8, 2008 at 4:43 am
OMG…. Looks like it doesn’t matter what decade (or branch of the military) you serve in!
As much as things change everything still remains the same!
SNAFU!!
Keep your head down and don’t let the W@nkers get you down!
May 17, 2008 at 4:28 am
Whoa, someone needed a serious punching bag this day, did you find it? I sure won’t be volunterring! lol Does anyone at the air base use CrossFit workouts?
May 17, 2008 at 5:09 am
I so can relate to your rant. I spent four years active in the Air Force at Elmendorf, AK and was always wondering who these people were coming in only during the three beautiful months out of the year. Soon learned they were guard members. And wouldn’t you know that I Palace Chased the rest of my enlistment and actually became one of those weekend "warriors". Sometimes I actually miss the good ol’ days of going to the enlisted club or eating at the Dining hall with a bunch of friends. I DON"T miss the two week exercises of 12 plus work days. Those days are long gone for me. Used my GI money for school and am now a nurse. Hope you enjoy your career, make the most of it and congratulations on being fit. P.S. the fitness tests we know are totally a joke. I’m sure there is some loop hole you can get through to qualify for your requirements. Best Wishes.