GabePerea’s BodyBlog

TOP TEN ANNOYING BODYBUILDING QUESTIONS

The Following are frequent questions i get asked either at the gym or by people anywhere out in public, bars and clubs.

10. "Whats a good routine for biceps , i really want big arms?"

this usual comes from someone who barely weighs 150 lbs , but of course he’s "ripped" now he just needs arms and he s perfect . BTW 2/3’s of ur arm is TRICEP

9. "What do you take?" with the obvious wink wink signifying "know what i mean"  

This one speaks for itself, is usually the very FIRST questions they ask and they dont even kno ur name yet. i have no intention wasting time with u discussing what u think is bodybuilding

8. ‘How do i get in better shape?but i dont wanna be big like you , i just wanna look "cut"’

You’re RIGHT, because after i give u my advice ur gonna wake up tommorrow TOO HUGE…never mind it took me 7-8 yrs to get where i am , ur obviously a geneticly gifted phenom and will grow muscle by simply looking at weights.

7. "how do i lose this belly fat? , thats all i wanna lose"

Meanwhile this same person is eating a mcgriddle and hashbrowns with a nice big sugar and cream topped with a lil coffee. At least they re starting small with the belly fat , after that we can work on that THIRD CHIN.

6. "What muscles does that exercise work?"

Immidiately after u hear this u go into shock for a brief moment realizing someone could not kno what (insert one: SQUATS , DEADLIFTS , OR BENCHING) works.

5. "Excuse me, can u please not drop the weights?"

This comming from the 90 lb 40yr old female personal trainer who is an expert in training girls and senior citizens. Next time i finish my 4th set of dropset dumbbell press ill be sure to place them quietly on the ground.

4. "Excuse me , can i work in?"

Now im not selfish with my equipment , but when its apparent that im working out fairly quickly , the person (male or female) with matching outfit of course decides to multi-task in the gym and picks up their cell during the set and continues to do a 5 minute set while discussing the ever important "whos ****ing who" conversation at the gym(just the place for it right), i might get a lil annoyed.

3. "Excuse me , can u put the weights back?"

This one is actually valid and IS GOOD GYM ETTIQUETE , but sometimes im just too ****in lazy and tired and really dont wanna bother lolol

2. "Why do u go so low when u squat?"

Im not going to explain this one , and if u dont get it , then ur one of them!!!!!!!!

finally the number one annoying question i get asked

1. "How do i get my abs ripped , what kind of crunches are best to get a six-pack , and if i do crunches everyday can i have abs by NEXT WEEK cuz im goin on vacation to the bahamas and i wanna look good?"

if uve ever asked this question , and i kno alot of u have……HERE’S MY FINAL ANSWER , IF U WANT ABS BY NEXT WEEK ITS SIMPLE , BECOME ANOREXIC AND BULEMIC AND ONLY DRINK WATER WHEN U FEEL LIKE UR GONNA FAINT…..( dont actually do this u dumbasses i was just venting)

thanks for reading my lil rant…hopefully some of u have learned that u should ask more intelligent questions.

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