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1. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
6. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…"

10. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

12. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

2. Practice making fax and modem noises.

7. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

9. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

13. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone’s roadmaps.

5. Pretend your computer’s mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

11. Ask people what gender they are.

3. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

15. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!&quo
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8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14.Make a list of way to annoy people and mark them out of numerical order.

Well now that I got you to read my blog  and hopefully you got a kick out of it…. I know I did. Here comes the boring part. Yeah you get to hear about my workout this morning. Well…… it was grrrrrrrreat. How is that. Short, sweet and to the point.

Have a good morning.

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