I should have known last night would be interesting. Tuesdays at my gym is "show off" night. It used to be Monday nights but for some reason it moved to Tuesday. Maybe the spin and aerobic classes changed their nights or something. EVERYBODY is at this gym on Tuesday night. The spin classes are so full that people arrive early just to get their name on the sign up list. Which means you have one class in session and the next class is waiting around. Add to this the people in the aerobic classes and the rest of people in the gym. Which makes for one very crowded parking lot.
So as I’m walking through the parking lot going towards the gym this guy is riding around with his windows down. I didn’t notice him at first because I thought he was like me and all the other people who come to the gym after work. Just driving around the parking lot in a daze looking for a parking space. But as he drives by me he asks if I’m going to the gym. I say yes and then he begins with his pick up line "Why? You already look good you don’t need the gym. What’s your name? Can I get a number." To which I reply that no he can’t have my number and I already have a man. His next reply would not have endeared me to him if he was the last sane man on earth. "Oh you got a man? You don’t even know if he has someone else. (Then he smiles big) Oh and don’t mind these fake Coach bags in my back seat. I won’t try to sell you one. (wink) So what’s that number?"
WTH???? Yea, my next word was bye.
I get in the gym and I’m doing back exercises. Now I do four sets per equipment. I get on this one piece of equipment about the same time this guy gets on another back equipment. By the time I do TWO pieces of equipment at four sets each he is still on this same piece of equipment. Except he is not working out. And I’m ready to use that same piece of equipment. So I wait and watch. While he is using the seat of the equipment as a BENCH he is surrounded by two women and a male trainer and they are laughing, talking and lounging (and probably flirting). So I’m curious to how long he would sit there. I start my stop watch. THREE minutes later he is still just sitting there. Remember I’ve already done 8 sets of exercises while he was sitting there. Add that time to the three minutes and he was just parked there. What amazed me is the trainer should have been aware this guy was hogging the machine and not using it.
I give up and move to the lower back equipment and get to doing my WORK (Do Work Crew hollar!).
But I did finally get that back equipment later in the evening. Time passes and its time to do my biceps. I’m curling my dumbbells and this guy who I’ve seen in the gym lately does something I’ve never seen but always wanted to see. He pulls off his shirt and starts practicing his bodybuilding stage poses. Now that was cool. I’ve seen this done on bodybuilding training videos but never seen someone actually do that. He had the ripped and shredded body necessary so I’m guessing he’s entering a competition somewhere. Didn’t even know he had all that under his loose shirt. God bless him LOL.
The last interesting thing I saw was this guy standing up holding a 45lb plate by the handles flat against his chest. He then proceeds to push the plate forward and then pull back against his chest as fast as he could as many times as he could. Forward, back, forward, back. Over and over again. Fast, fast, fast. It didn’t make a lick of sense to me.
Just another interesting day at Club Fitness as it’s called by a lot of people LOL
Alisa
There’s a reason it’s called a WORKout!
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