What a Shock for a Coffee Farmer!
Hey, what a shock to wake up and see myself on page one (I still don’t get it). I can’t see very well in the mornings (need new glasses), so I really thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. Thanks to those that have dropped by, but I’m a little embarrassed and don’t feel worthy of the attention at all. I know it probably a fluke based on my cool FBI t-shirt, but I do appreciate being there even if it’s just for 5 minutes. And if it’s one thing I’ll walk away with (no inflated ego), it’s that I need to get a lot more serious about my workouts/goals and to stop jerking around on those days when I might feel tired. 
I’m a simple Kona coffee farmer here in Hawaii, with lots to do on the farm and 16 roosters (as well as their countless ‘lady’ friends), that need tending to. I do make some time for generalized glamour/girliness, and also enjoy lifting weights so that maybe one day I can have the body I’ve always wanted (a really muscular one)! I sometimes fantasize about competing and other fun stuff, but I’m a long way off from my goals and I’d also have to get over my stage-fright in order to walk proudly in a tiny velvet bikini before a group of judges and audience goers, lol!
There are more than a few truly spectacular bodies on this site that I keep my eyes on daily, as well as a host of magnificent ladies that provide me with a never-ending source of inspiration and motivation to move my sorry ass whenever I’m feeling lazy. These are my day-to-day heroes, especially the really muscular girls that take femininity up a notch! I adore these girls (no homo), and strive to be more like them–so please ladies, forgive my wimpiness and wobbly legs for the time being. I’m getting there and will hopefully one day be as dieseled and ripped as some of the really buff/badass girls on this site!
Okay, see that pic I posted above? That’s my Hoshidana (drying deck), with about 1200 lbs. of fresly sun-dried coffee resting upon it–looks nice, but all of that needs to come up today! It’s all got to be hand-shoveled into 100 lb. burlap bags and then hoisted on my shoulders to be carried over to my dry room. How’s that for a chick that can also pose in a bikini and fur boots, lol?
October 1, 2008 at 2:37 pm
It sounds like good going, thats a workout on its own lol.
October 1, 2008 at 2:50 pm
You are funny! I truly enjoyed reading yourblog. I usually enjoy reading as many blogs as I can and enjoy most of them. But yours stood out. It was entertaining and informative at the same time. Your life looks far from boring and looks like a lot of hard work as well. But somehow it seems to suit you.. You have an amazing work ethic in and out of the gym.And if you have one of the top spots..whether you agree with it or not..you have earned your place there!! Annemarie
October 1, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Ive been to Kuai and can definitley see how the roosters alone could keep you busy. Velvet bikini’s I think you have hit on something there. They should be the worldwide standard!!
October 1, 2008 at 2:58 pm
You could compete easily! You’re not as far away from a competition physique as you think! Are you kidding?
October 1, 2008 at 6:25 pm
First, thanks for the add. I love the gun, the airstream (they used to call that one a Bambi), and u look great. U deserve to be on the first page as much as anyone else. Great lines. I hope u attain all your goals. adios from Texas
October 2, 2008 at 9:10 am
i love reading your blogs…you definately have to mind set to be a competitor..and your not as far as you think…you could very easily compete…hmm the smell of coffee..i would love that!! lol
October 2, 2008 at 10:03 am
Whoa, Demetria. Very nice & instrospective blog. Your humility and dedication to Kona farmer makes you very special. And congrats on being in the top six…you deserve it. Harris
October 2, 2008 at 10:51 am
You have to tell us how old you are…..
October 2, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I found your profile BEFORE you were on page one, and I have been a regular guest. You look great!
I have two main goals: One is to visit Hawaii (I’m from Europe) and the other to gain muscle. I went to Hawaii earlier this year - now I’m working on the muscles.
October 2, 2008 at 3:10 pm
"There are more than a few truly spectacular bodies on this site that I keep my eyes on daily, as well as a host of magnificent ladies that provide me with a never-ending source of inspiration and motivation to move my sorry ass whenever I’m feeling lazy. " You’re one of those chicks for me! You deserve that top spot. Your one of the most muscle-bound girls up there right now. So go you for representing! : )
October 6, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I still don’t know where to respond, but I want to thank you guys for the kind comments, means a lot to me and helps on those days when I feel my muscles deflating (like yesterday), lol!
October 8, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Now that a workout!!
October 18, 2008 at 2:16 pm
You are now my inspiration
Thanks
October 22, 2008 at 11:34 am
I absolutely adore reading your blogs! You fun informal tone truly showcases your vibrant easy going personality!!! Because you are a kona coffee farmer in Hawaii, you might just be the coolest person on this site!!
and p.s. I agree with what Green T says!!!!