Bite Me Warning
Today is a Halloween. Thats right. Jack o Lanturns, trick or treaters, fabulous parties, and candy. Now I want you guys to enjoy your holiday but heed the warning on the candy. Stay away from those little candy bars. They are called "bite me size" for a reason. You take a bite and they take a bite back and hang on you ass for a while. Do your self a favor and avoid them at all cost. You dont want to be walking around and have people behind you whispering "Boy you can tell she didnt stay out of the candy jar. Look at how big her butt has gotten and those thighs cant stop wiggling." I know what your thinking, One little tiny candy bar is not going to make a difference. I beg to differ. Can you eat just one? No you cant. Now you have all the "little bite me" size candy bars stuck all over. You have been eating clean all this time and your going to let some little bite of chocolate ruin your progress. Heed the warning. Stay away from the candy. Go eat an apple.
Happy Halloween. This witch is brewing up some trouble tonight. Care to join me?
October 31, 2007 at 3:52 am
Boy, you can be evil when you want to LOL. Nope, no plans on eating any candy today! Of course not having any little ones certainly helps resist the temptation! Have a great day!
*sings* OOOO OOOOO Witchy woman, see how high she fliiiiiiies*
October 31, 2007 at 3:55 am
happy halloween
Wouldn’t mind some candy but I’d rather have a pound of chicken breast than half a bar of chocolate. Admiring your steadfastnesses (I dont even know if thats a word, but it applies)
October 31, 2007 at 4:41 am
Stirring our brew, stirring our brew, stirring our brew, Woooooooo! Creepy crawly, creepy crawly, creepy crawly… Boo!
Fruit salad is a Halloween staple at our house!!
October 31, 2007 at 9:02 am
I opt for roasting up some pumpkin seeds…..Yummy…..no salt of course
October 31, 2007 at 10:26 am
okay Steph…. I have been bad! Just Bad I tell you! With 3 boys and a duty as a father…. I could not let them start eating that candy till I checked it…x3 Well then they went to bed and 3 bags of candy staring at me…Oh I have been bad… just so so bad! I will spank myself and send pictures……lol
November 1, 2007 at 12:16 am
Even though I didn’t have any candy last night, I’m gonna have to print out your post and put on my fridge - because I’ll have to remember that "wiggling butt" part each weekend when my cravings set in…
Thanks for placing a guilty conscience in all of out heads LOL
Your the best
November 1, 2007 at 4:44 am
Ummmmmmmmmmmm candy…and no you can not just eat one!! Thanks for the warning Steph!!