Bite Me Warning
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007Today is a Halloween. Thats right. Jack o Lanturns, trick or treaters, fabulous parties, and candy. Now I want you guys to enjoy your holiday but heed the warning on the candy. Stay away from those little candy bars. They are called "bite me size" for a reason. You take a bite and they take a bite back and hang on you ass for a while. Do your self a favor and avoid them at all cost. You dont want to be walking around and have people behind you whispering "Boy you can tell she didnt stay out of the candy jar. Look at how big her butt has gotten and those thighs cant stop wiggling." I know what your thinking, One little tiny candy bar is not going to make a difference. I beg to differ. Can you eat just one? No you cant. Now you have all the "little bite me" size candy bars stuck all over. You have been eating clean all this time and your going to let some little bite of chocolate ruin your progress. Heed the warning. Stay away from the candy. Go eat an apple.
Happy Halloween. This witch is brewing up some trouble tonight. Care to join me?






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