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"To beat my old walking lunge record. Mainly so I can look better in cutoff jean shorts than King_Marmoset! Hmpf...Bet you didn't think I was that shallow."

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DanicaX's Stats for I. Rock.
Created:03/16/2009
Last Modified:03/16/2009
Total Comments:7



I. Rock.

Well, this is what my life has become. I literally had to duct tape my car today. Sweet. Let me explain. Oh, about 2 weeks ago there was a little miniature blizzard here in Omaha. Long story short, I was driving on the interstate at 5am on that Sat morning and it seriously looked like no plows had been out. I ended up sliding off the interstate and hit a concrete wall. The damage didn’t look as bad as what I thought it would, but  apparently it broke this plastic flapper thing up by my tire. It’s 75 degrees here today (woohoo!) so me and the beast were driving out to a park and that’s when I heard it. It was loud…this plastic thing dragging on the ground. Funny thing is that I think it’s been going on for like a week now, but I’m always jamming out in my car and can’t hear it. So when I looked under there, I saw it was cracked where the thing that holds the thing up goes. So I had to drive to Walgreens and get duct tape and tape it up in the lot! haha. Ghetto, I know. Now I gotta get that fixed. I feel dirrty riding around with duct tape on my car. They see me rollin’… They hatin’…Patrollin’..
 
I jacked up my knee last week from jump roping. Actually, I think it was the incline sprints I did on the treadmill (when I haven’t done that in like 4 months), followed by the jump roping barefoot….LIKE… A… FREAK!!! …followed by hitting my knee with a hammer. Ok, no hammer. A good song came on when I was jump roping and that’s when I had to kick up the jump roping a notch. Dammit! I always do that. So, I had to miss hot yoga the next day. I’ll be going in the morning so hopefully it doesn’t irritate it.
 
I saw the Power Sled I want at Dick’s so I think I’m gonna purchase one of those soon. I didn’t know they had them there til last week. That’s what I get for never going upstairs. They have all kinds of stuff up there! Naturally, I knocked everything down and popped all the balls.
 
Ok, so this morning when I was on the VersaClimber sweating my butt off, I saw this cleaning guy. He had a vacuum with about a 4-mile long cord on it. He coulda plugged it in anywhere and would have been able to reach everywhere. He plugs the thing in at the outlet right in front of me! haha! Good idea…use the one outlet right by the person sweating the most. That seems safe. The cord was like in a puddle of my sweat. There were about 30 other outlets. He should have plugged it in next to the girl on the treadmill w/ 2 inches of makeup on her face walking about 1.7 mph. Is it just me?

6 Responses to “I. Rock.”

  1. Al--1961 Says:

    Ditto on your last comment. Women in heavy makeup, hardly expending any energy…….kind of annoying. That’s one of the benefits of my 5am workouts. Folks there are definitely not there to look pretty, but to get in, get-er-done, get out. Morning w/o’s rock in my book. :D


  2. ArmdandFabulous Says:

    haaha…yes cleaning people at the gym are annoying!…especially when they slop water around your machine and make a nice trip hazard that waits for you when you get off…I’m the person who always seems to get someone hopping onto the the treadmill right next to mine when there is a sea of perfectly good, empty treamills that are NOT right next to me..WTF? why I ask, why do they do that??????


  3. King_Marmoset! Says:

    Yeah, that damage is from the mini-blizzard and not all that curb-ridding you do. Hell, I bet you don’t even drive on the actual roads anymore. You just scoot along on the sidewalks and medians while mutha ****as try to dodge your menacing vehicular murder!

    I went to that Dick’s you are talking about, but I don’t remember seeing the sled. I did find a nice yoga block there I ended up eating. Hey, you said it was tasty so I tried it. Again, you were correct.


  4. BryanGee Says:

    A mini blizzard huh???? That was the same excuse I tried to use for my last DUI to bad it was in July when I tried to pull that stunt.


  5. pixiglittrpants Says:

    Oh my gosh, that sucks about running into the concrete wall!! How scary… glad you’re safe and all, though!

    And VersaClimbers are the creation of the diablo rojo - I think I’d opt for the revolving stairs before that, and I hate the stairs!! And I agreee - what up with the cake-up make-up? Not my style, but hey, whatever works…

    Great new profile pic, by the way :)


  6. randynoles Says:

    Don’t worry about the duct tape, just tell people it’s chrome. They may not believe you, but they probably won’t argue about it either.


  7. fromflabtofab Says:

    Ms. California X, how the hell do you entertain me so?


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