pimpin ain’t easy
Hello, friends! Well you all look very nice today. You! Feet off the table! Sit up straight! Ok let’s see….I owe 100 pushups to my drill sergeant, a road rage story to JJanet, a knuckle sandwich to King Marmoset, a picture to Decosta, a urine test to my probation officer, 50 cents to the flower lady at the farmers market still and reps to BryanGee. Alright, a few of those are lies, but I may do them anyways. You know, pay it forward. No, I’m not on probation. Yes, it will be strange when I drop my sample off. And I have never "repped" anyone! I’ve never done anything w/ that so don’t think I’m rude if I inadvertently dissed you.
Ok, for awhile there I was riding my bike to a nice hill that I found to do HIIT training (run up, walk stairs on the way down) , then bike home. It takes about 25 min to bike there and longer to bike home (more uphill). Well, the problem was that I was so exhausted after the HIIT that I couldn’t bike home. I’d hang out there for awhile praying that if I passed out that the dude spraying pesticides all over the dang place right next to me would notice. Well, about 3 weeks ago I was really running low on time so I decided to just go from my house, around the block and up the hill that is right by me. It’s longer than the other hill, not quite as steep, but kicks my butt!! The first day I did the HIIT on it I used my bike. Bike up the hill, ride around the block. I could only do 8 hills that day. My hamstrings were just on fire! It’s so close that I even leave my garage door open b/c I’m going back by it everytime I go around. Ha! I think it’s funny that I was looking for a great hill somewhere else, and the whole time it was in my own back yard! Sort of.
So the next time I biked HIIT on that hill I did get my 10 hills. Then I was dead and had to call a cab for a ride home. "Where to?" "Oh just take me 3 doors down that way." "That’ll be $8.00." haha! Ok, I didn’t call a cab. So I’ve been doing HIIT on my hill with my bike, then I decided to change it up and run up, walk down. My hamstrings have never burned that bad before. My goal was 10, but I could only manage 8 running up, walk down. So then I went in my garage, grabbed my bike and got 2 more in on my bike! Hey, I still got 10 ok.
Funny story. I live around a lot of retired people, and perhaps even some of their parents. I don’t know what it is with them wanting to clap at me. It’s happened more than once with different people clapping at me. So there I was dying biking up the hill. Now, I know these people think I’m weird, no doubt. They are probably wondering why I keep going up the same hill. So I was about 1/2 way through last week and near the top of the hill when this little lady was standing out in her driveway watching me. As I passed her she started clapping at me as I went by. Kinda like the Tour de France. It was cool, but the clapping is starting to freak me out a little. Maybe they have neighborhood meetings about the crazy person (me). "If you see her, don’t get close! Just stay back and clap. There’s no telling what she’ll do."
Ok, this pic is very deceiving! It doesn’t look steep in the pic, but it goes up, then curves and gets a little steeper. This is also the same hill that I would do walking lunges up last year. Doh! I can’t believe I never thought of doing my HIIT there before now. "GOSH!!….IDIOT!" -Napoleon Dynamite.
P.S. Anyone got any good music recommendations? I am in need of more new tunes. What do you listen to when you lift? Cardio?






August 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Sure, because pesticide dude isn’t going to notice a national treasure like you laying out there. It’s like Omaha is so Danica rich people just throw them out on the curb like rubbish. The least he can do is spray you with some of that good pesticide. You are lousy with the hee-bee gee-bees, reverse copulating sodomy ants, and simple-complex angel dust chiggers. Wait a second…pesticides…that explains your eye tick and prophetic swearing!!! You are freaking constantly loaded on pesticides. I finally figured it out!!! Hazzah!!!
August 13, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Cool pic, nice hill. Looks pretty steep. Getting my bike tomorrow so going to attempt a couple of blocks and see how it goes. I’ll post a pic of the pic.
Thanks for the comment, re: diet..what does your’s consist of, what can I do to bulk it up?
August 13, 2008 at 2:51 pm
As for music, I tend to have stuff like Timberland - Bounce, Most of Aaliyah’s songs, linking park, will smith. Stuff like that
August 13, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I’m not really sure what to say about your blog cause the mosquito sprayer just drove by and blasted me in the face with insect repellent. From the taste I think it may be Deet! Anyway I was thinking you would look good with dread locks….watta ya think?
August 13, 2008 at 7:43 pm
LOL at the clapping audience… "quick, keep her happy and encouraged so she doesn’t go crazy and run us over with her bike!!" (haha, visualizing old people with bike treads all over their face…)
Way to go on so many HIIT sessions - I do one a week and am pretty wiped out and don’t want to do it again!!
Music-wise, I’m all about "angry" music - Disturbed, Rage, Metallica, Slipknot. Totally amps me up whenever I do HIIT runs!!
August 14, 2008 at 1:14 pm
LIES!!! ALL LIES! She repped me!!!!!! I CAN PROVE IT! dang, I can’t, but she did. Because she loves me best!
And they clap because they’re trying to scare you away like a squirrel…. oh well….
Music: Lost Prophets: Rooftops
and anything Jesse McCartney tops my list.
Todays security code #1: ps6hz
aaaand, the stupid second one: iggut.. is that a fat joke? I g…gut…. I got gutt… jerky bb.com
wtf… try #3: qotru
August 14, 2008 at 2:50 pm
HEY!! i got all excited because I saw my name in your blog, but it was just a teaser!! Where’s my ROID RAGE STORY!?! With BOOTS! LOL!!!!!
*negs you*. hehehe. Just kidding.
August 15, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I’ve got to give it to you on your hills… wow!! Maybe those old people are just so proud of you - like you are their granddaughter - but none of their grandkids ever come by on their bikes, so they are substituting you… ?? And I like to listen to Queensryche - Operation:Mindcrime when I want to get really serious. But that’s just me.