A Hunnerd % Genuine ‘n’ Fortified
Well well well….look who made his mullet way back to A&E. Dog the Bounty Hunter!!….and Big boobie Beth…Oh, and Leland! Hey bra, why didn’t you ever call me, bra? Anyways, apparently it’s back on. I proposed a reality show to A&E shortly after the "racial slur incident" when the show got pulled…"Day in the Life of a Big Queer Dog" featuring no other bigger and queerer (more queer?) dog than my very own! When they rejected the idea, of course, gay boy went running (well prancing very fast at least) out of the room. Then we figured if we can’t beat em, we may as well join em! So we auditioned to be some of the Dog’s entourage. They took him, but I got stuck being Dog’s stunt double. Ugh…What, you thought he did his own tricks? And mess up his hair…I doubt it.
I guess he would fit right in, even if he looks way tougher than he’d ever actually be:
Stunt double….pfffft. Whatever yo:
We are really cracking down on pimps this season:
As well as continuing our War on Ice…I got this crystal meth fiend off the streets:
Yeah, this had absolutely nothing to do with health or fitness. Sorry. Meth head off the streets…that’s healthy I guess.
**DISCLAIMER** No dogs (queer or straight, but mostly queer) were harmed in the above photos. The author does not condone racial slurs or statements, carrying concealed weapons (including large breasts), watching A&E naked, using crystal meth, bringing back mullets, or anything else that anyone could possibly take offense to.
July 23, 2008 at 10:04 pm
hahaa! That is too funny! Very creative!
July 23, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Laughs very funny,Danica you ever think of going to work for comedy central??l
July 23, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Looks like a good time was had by all though! That’s not a good title for anybody though…"dawg stunt double".
July 24, 2008 at 3:29 am
Your dog really does seem to enjoy dressing up. As usual, great post!
July 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I bailed out the ice head in that pic and I’m going to represent him in a court of law. Although, instead of a court of law we’ll be representing at Chuck E Cheese. A dude named Chucky will actually be on our defense team. We’ll be suing you and your little gay pooch for crimes of fashion. Although, G’s hair really does bring out the gay in his eyes.
July 24, 2008 at 1:19 pm
LMAO! The LT looks great as a blonde!
July 24, 2008 at 6:18 pm
LMAO! You have the best friends!! HAHAH!A!
July 24, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I have no idea what to make of this blog. I literally snorted some protein when I saw these pictures. AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*dies*
July 27, 2008 at 4:01 pm
LMAO!!! Utterly priceless… LT needs a bit more grease, though.
July 28, 2008 at 11:30 pm
LMFAO…. im in tears, this is truly classic
July 30, 2008 at 7:12 am
Okj… I’m here in Panera break and people are staring. No seriously. Laughing that loud…. so I showed them and one lady threw up her asagio bagel! WTF! Did you steal King Masterful’s wig?
Today’s Security code: guwet… ewwww and try two: olloy
July 31, 2008 at 3:05 am
I had a mullet once but it wasn’t as attractive as your’s or the Lt.
August 2, 2008 at 9:41 pm
A guy I work with has a mullet. that is his pass for being uptight. I mean hell, I would be uptight if I had a mullet too….but who am I kidding. The lab, the stunt double? InFreakingCredible