Waddup, ese?
Oh, well it looks like it’s time for me to write a little BLOG. ….
B.ryanGee, for the
L.ove
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G.od, please stop harassing me now….
I got your threatening PM. I got the "two week reminder" from bb.com….They started texting me, I walked outside, there was an airplane with a banner. It just got out of hand. I’ve just been busy with Cinco de Mayo, peeps. As most of you know, I am part (5/16) Mexican. I just got home from yet another night of celebrating my heritage. Let’s see, tonight it was laser tag, drag racing , stealing street signs…. all while wearing my giant paper mache sombrero that I made in the art room in jail last weekend. Then it started raining. Giant sombrero fun over! What’s the point really after that? I, DanicaX Maria Martinez-Hernandez, am done with Cinco de Mayo ‘08!
Yes, Fat Head was very melancholy when I got home (see pic) b/c he very much wanted to participate in the celebration tonight. He is from Pueblo, Colorado, but how the heck does HE know that? I have no clue, but I blame that dang doggie daycare. Buncha smartie pants dogs in there and he’s been learning all sorts of new things that I’d rather him not know. Looks like he was up to no good, on the couch drinking beer and watching basketball. He better not have ordered anything off the Home Shopping Network like he did last time I caught him drinking. He’s a mean drunk, too, so I hope he doesn’t start in tonight.
Anyways, I’m excited the weather is getting warmer and I can get some bike rides in. I got to ride to the track yesterday and today, and have gotten to ride to the gym twice in the past week. The weather is supposed to get a little cooler and rainy now I think, so I will have to resort to driving el carro. My back has really been bothering me lately and I’ve been using my inversion table a lot. That really only temporarily gives some relief. I’ve thought about bungie jumping..I think that may somehow straighten me back out. :) No pun intended. Hope everyone is doing well and has a great week!
May 5, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Please have your Mexican heritage answer a question for a South African. I’ve heard the phrase ‘ese’ in the movies - is it derogatory? What does it actually mean?
May 6, 2008 at 3:30 am
Orale!!!!
Nice Title!!! LOL!!! I lt made me laugh this morning : )
Gabriel,
It’s used as another word for friend, nothing derogatory. At least I don’t think…..
May 6, 2008 at 5:51 am
I just got up and saw this blog. That Colt 45 looks so good right now! Glayvin is a modern dog living a drunkard’s lifestyle.
May 6, 2008 at 7:24 am
Celebrating Cinco de Mayo… yeah, uh huh… I think you were hiding under the couch whining because someone was in Russia… lol
May 6, 2008 at 9:18 am
no bungejumping , unless yuo want more pain in yuor back , LOLOLOL
YES MISS THE SUN is back in CT !!!!
( just like the rock loves to say it )
the warm water, tanning , sand between my toes , long hair metal tunes cranking on my mp3 player, food grilling, oppsssssssssssssss gotta go check on lunch , peaceeeeeeeee sweetsssssssssss
May 7, 2008 at 8:09 pm
LOL at el carro… your spanish is so totally bueno!
Poor dog with his downtrodden face… all he wanted to do was party with his homies! That sucks about your back, though… are you getting treatments for it done again? Hope it feels better soon!
May 8, 2008 at 1:46 pm
OKay I’m not one to stereo type….. so why does your dog have to be drinking colt 45??….. just because he is black? Oh I guess if he was a white dog…. he would be drinking Budweiser and watching Nascar…. Oh and the blog title would be somewhere in the lines of what’s up my Crakers?…lmao OKay when you start to enjoy Jail art time…. I think it’s time for a Intervention….lmao bring the dog…we need to talk to him about his carefree TV Shopping…lol
Keep On Keepin!
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May 13, 2008 at 4:25 am
Hola benita!! Donde esta el bano? Oh wait…I just asked you where is the bathroom…I think. Guess my Spanish is a little asi asi…that mean so, so…I think! No matter since you’re only 5/16th Mexican anyways. Just wanted to say it’s about time you wrote a new blog and I’ll be sending you the bill for the airplane and banner rental. How sad that I had to stoop to such levels. Lets not let it get this far out of hand again shall we??
June 2, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Wow, I gotta tell you, the last time I wore a paper mache’ sombrero, a giant blue dog drinking colt 45 and singing Lionel Richie’s, "Hello," jumped out of the bushes and knocked me over, all right before peeing on my hat, which of course caused it to wilt. Then in turn, the wilted hat drooped down the back of my head, creating the appearance of me having white and turquoise dreadlocks, which as you probably already know, caused Mrs. Santa Claus to walk over and say, "Yo Spanky, spot me some crack!"…..Wait a minute, that was just a silly dream I had the other night….hhm, wonder what that means?
June 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Oh my!
What a priceless expression on your puppy’s face! Do you REALLY take your dog to doggie daycare?? Because sometimes I do. And everyone else makes fun of me. 