Makin’ so much money…
Products movin’ fast,
Put away the stash,
And as i sold the last bag f***ed around and got locked up
Doh! I was unable to watch my normal programs on Vh1 Sunday due to my weekend stay at the county jail. Long story, but the point is….ain’t nobody watching no Flavor of Love 3 when they up in the Iron City. Pixi, I know you missed them, too! My brain is not able to compute what is going on on I Know My Child is a Star, so I am not even going there.
Maybe if I acted like I hated all those shows they would make me watch them as punishment. Hmmmm. What is going on in the world anyways? This is why me and what’s-his-face (the dog….I can’t recall his name right now) have been on a roller coaster of emotion all day:
-You got Dustin Diamond threatening to shut down Celebrity Fit Club Boot Camp b/c Harvey called him a nazi something or another. Note: He also called Erin Moran a "fire cracker"…..OMG! He totally called her a cracker!
-Oh no you dih-ent! Amber like totally lied to Bret Michaels on Rock of Love 2 about her age. Oh, but it’s ok b/c she says she is a tv host and is in a business where she has to be younger than she is….? Oh, Amber….Girl, your secret is safe with all 5 million of us!
-Oh, Flav….Will you ever find the perfect woman for you to have your kid # 8, 9 and 10? I vote for the homegirl who cried at your fake funeral when she was reading your eulogy. She really didn’t want you to be dead, even for fake….Oh, and she could read!
….and this was NOT on Celebreality, but I think I saw Perez Hilton in the Hip Hop class at the gym tonight. I couldn’t positively ID him w/o comparing his prints with the ones I have on file at home. I got THOSE using the superglue fuming method off some latent prints he left in grease on a KFC bucket. I’ll go ahead and say it was him. I was on the other side of the glass (which, by the way, is better than bars anyday) and I was on a bike. He was wearing a hot pink bandana with a neon pink, green and yellow horizontal striped hoodie with the hood up and a lime green shirt underneath. No pants! And he was gettin’ down with his big bright self. You go, Perez! Now that seems like a class worth attending!
April 8, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Interestingly, the hot pink bandana, neon pink, green and yellow horizontal striped hoodie, typically combined with a lime green shirt and no pants combo is eerily similar to my hold-up gear. If my fake tazer doesn’t get me what’s due me from the teenage cashier at the E-Z mart, my suit usually stuns ‘em into submission. Word up from the street….
April 8, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Keep up the hilarious blog. I rarely "laugh out load" at anything on the net these days, but I was cracking up through all of it.
April 9, 2008 at 1:48 am
well, I must say…you lost me! LOL. I did get a good chuckle! I don’t ever get to watch VH1 because there is nothing but cartoons on here! Gotta make the boy happy!
April 9, 2008 at 3:44 am
Yeah i agree you are getting more random everytime you write a blog now, dont really make any since what so ever, but you have to love some VH1.
April 9, 2008 at 3:51 am
It’s not so funny when you’re on the other side of the bars asking for bail money is it missy?? Just remember that next time I call!!
April 9, 2008 at 5:40 am
How about Willie Ames resurgence? Wilie, keep working hard and you’ll get that CFC bulldog, doggoneit!
April 9, 2008 at 9:28 am
The big house, eh - is big bertha still there? She would’ve been all up on Flavor of Love. I don’t want Flavor or Rock of Love til the final 3-4… I wait for them to weed out the riff-raff so the true, classy gems stand out!! I’m so freakin behind on I Know My Kid’s a Star, I’m so ashamed… this weekend, I WILL be up to date!! Hayley’s GOTTA buy that house for her mom, she just HAS to!
April 10, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Oh No matter what they say….. I think Orange looks good on you! Now dont go all institutonlized on us…. I’m onto you chickie!! Your just trying to get jail Muscles….. ummmm never thought about that angle of free gym membership!
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April 13, 2008 at 8:29 am
i wish yuo the best