DanicaX’s BodyBlog

Alright. I have to write a little something so I don’t bring out anybody’s "Raging Asian" side! You know who you are!

 I can barely walk today. I have just been sort of rolling around to and fro. I did a new lower body circuit on Tuesday which was very hard. Some plyometric moves were in there even. Box jumps were involved…things got ugly from there. Soooo, what did I do yesterday? Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to ride my bike (first time this year) to the track, run stairs and then ride back (uphill). Ummmm, no. It was not a good idea at all. Therefore, today I roll.

Yesterday it was awesome outside at about 73 degrees. Today it is raining and 30 degrees cooler…perfect rolling weather!The first bike ride of the year went very well! Plus, I didn’t get hit (by cars or bullets) or bit (by animals or people). It was perfect bike riding all around!

Last weekend I took a little trip to Pittsburgh to see super cool fellow bodyspacer, King Marmoset! It was a blast like usual and he was very accommodating and awesome! He even let me sit inside his car and not the trunk like last time. Thank you for that!! Oh yes, he is a very nice boy. KM even drove all the way back to the airport to fetch my luggage when it popped up (b/c it was lost!) even though they would have delivered it later. He let me stay behind to clean up the yard. I raked up about 19 Cheeto bags total and a few leaves so I don’t know what is going on over there. I don’t wanna know!

I also got stuck in Milwaukee Friday night. I’m flipping Milwaukee the bird right now!!! The rest of the weekend went better. We cruised in a limo, drank a little too much , seeked out a midget (sadly he had the night off! Can he do that?), worked out, I hurled in the locker room and nobody even held my hair back! Ok, really the working out and hurling order was reversed, as in I really hurled and then worked out. Yep, I drank a little too much the night before, but dammit I wasn’t gonna let that stop me from working out. I felt a little better after that. 

Let’s see….KM took my phone from me and started drunk dialing random people and leaving them messages, his cousin tried to kill me via alcohol poisoning, oh but his brother…..that little boy was the worst one of all! He was very brutal. I think he still has one of my credit cards, but I am too scared to ask for it back. I can’t even look him in the eye, that kid.

Hope everyone is having a super duper week!

Products movin’ fast,
Put away the stash,
And as i sold the last bag f***ed around and got locked up

 
Doh! I was unable to watch my normal programs on Vh1 Sunday due to my weekend stay at the county jail. Long story, but the point is….ain’t nobody watching no Flavor of Love 3 when they up in the Iron City. Pixi, I know you missed them, too! My brain is not able to compute what is going on on I Know My Child is a Star, so I am not even going there.

Maybe if I acted like I hated all those shows they would make me watch them as punishment. Hmmmm.  What is going on in the world anyways? This is why me and what’s-his-face (the dog….I can’t recall his name right now) have been on a roller coaster of emotion all day:
 
-You got Dustin Diamond threatening to shut down Celebrity Fit Club Boot Camp b/c Harvey called him a nazi something or another. Note: He also called Erin Moran a "fire cracker"…..OMG! He totally called her a cracker!
 
-Oh no you dih-ent! Amber like totally lied to Bret Michaels on Rock of Love 2 about her age. Oh, but it’s ok b/c she says she is a tv host and is in a business where she has to be younger than she is….? Oh, Amber….Girl, your secret is safe with all 5 million of us!
 
-Oh, Flav….Will you ever find the perfect woman for you to have your kid # 8, 9 and 10? I vote for the homegirl who cried at your fake funeral when she was reading your eulogy. She really didn’t want you to be dead, even for fake….Oh, and she could read!
 
….and this was NOT on Celebreality, but I think I saw Perez Hilton in the Hip Hop class at the gym tonight. I couldn’t positively ID him w/o comparing his prints with the ones I have on file at home. I got THOSE using the superglue fuming method off some latent prints he left in grease on a KFC bucket. I’ll go ahead and say it was him. I was on the other side of the glass (which, by the way, is better than bars anyday) and I was on a bike. He was wearing a hot pink bandana with a neon pink, green and yellow horizontal striped hoodie with the hood up and a lime green shirt underneath. No pants! And he was gettin’ down with his big bright self. You go, Perez!  Now that seems like a class worth attending!