Marmoset in the Omahouse!!
Two is company, three is a crowd!….that’s what Lt. Dan has to say about King Marmoset’s trip to Omaha! That big monkey-lovin’ beast dog knew he was in for a weekend of the universe not revolving around his giant head from the second Marmoset carried in his fleet of suitcases and bags of booze. He even had a 40oz for that hound! Colt 45….t didn’t matter. Oh, I’ve tried tried to get on that dog’s good side by boozing him up before! I don’t know what was going on in Pueblo, CO where he’s from, but he knew that boozin’ trick already. Buncha damn beer loving hippies running around in that town if you ask me…trying to get all the local hippie dogs intoxicated. I’ve seen it a million times.
Most of the weekend was spent in jail for the 3 of us. Never make the dog the getaway driver! That was a lesson learned the hard way. Marmoset took that out on the monkey and broke the poor thing’s arm. This definitely puts a damper on that irish monkey’s St. Patty’s Day festivities. Poor Money Money Monkey; he had nothing to do with the matter. Or did he?! I should break his other arm!!
We managed to get in a few good workouts: of course the usual sporting good store’s merchandise got abused, then there was the nursing home exercise room after much pleading on my part, and after he managed to steal my good friend right out from under my feet! Senior citizens find Marmoset very, very charming! That is expected from someone who carries travel-sized tubes of denture cream in his pocket at all times. I should have known he would pull that trick, too. We even utilized a regular gym with regular people and equipment! That was only ok…I don’t think either of us are big on conventional workouts. Marmoset did a good job at keeping all the characters at bay for me though. Thanks for that! He used the “I am waaaay crazier than you and I can prove it” tactic. It worked like a charm!
As always, Marmoset was awesome, hilarious, spec-freakin-tacular and straight up Kuh-RAY-zeeeee….and that’s when he was sober. You get a little booze in that boy and he’s even better! Here are some pics:
Lt. Dan was gracious enough to let Marmoset use his laptop!
I was, of course, the Designated Driver that night as always!
Singin dollar dollar bill y’all (dollar dollar bill y’all)…. That Easter bunny was passing out myterious plastic eggs filled with prophylactics and Hershey kisses! That is NOT appropriate for church, Easter Bunny!!! You are going straight to bunny hell!
I put this tent up BY MYSELF!!!
BEEFCAKE!!!!!
Kickin’ stuff
Jumpin’ stuff
“Weeeeeeeee”…..Notice suspicious man in back…I think he’s plotting to steal that Bowflex
Too tall for the hanging leg raise….
March 17, 2008 at 7:07 pm
TOTALLY jealous. But I said that before when you lunged all the way to PA and didn’t say hi!
March 17, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!! I did what in the where now? I didn’t go to Omaha this weekend… Did I?
Oh, and Bryan, I know how you love that little green monkey. Sorry I had to regulate his punk ass. I always thought he was okay, but he is full of sass talk and buttock fondling*!
*Unwanted buttock fondling.
March 17, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I tried to let my dog drive once, but she didn’t do so well…kept driving with her head out the window and periodically stopping to smell of things.
Sporting goods stores are fun, but they don’t like it when you test the paintball guns on their mannequins and customers.
March 17, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Pphhf, hello! Did you give the dog that 40 before you let him drive?….Pretty sure everyone knows that dogs can’t drive if they don’t have a pint of Mad Dog 20/20…not a 40 malt….How do people make it so far, I ask myself over and over….
March 17, 2008 at 9:23 pm
FYI, that scary bunny is cupping my ass in that pic. That is why she is holding the dollar! True story!
March 18, 2008 at 4:36 am
you guys are dangerous….like that scarf wearing dog.
March 18, 2008 at 8:45 am
GREAT BLOG AND PICS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 18, 2008 at 10:24 am
LOL… oh my gosh, just when I thought the midget couldn’t be outdone - there appears the bunny!! Freakin hilarious and it sounds like you two had a great time!!
March 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
You guys freaking kill me…lmao You also gave me a great business Idea!! Yep thats right The sporting good store Trainer!! Just go in and trash talk people into working out…… Golf Clubs??? You need to get your Ladass on the stair Master there putt putt King!…lmao Heckleing Fat people at Krogers is a fun sport too….lmao I hope you guys bring your show to Ohio Soon!!…lmao
Real Men Have Mass!
March 18, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Mighty King I’m sure that crazy monkey had it coming. Watch out for him though and never ever look him straight in the eyes. If you do you will surely regret it. I hope you two are planning on coming to Ohio in July!!!
March 19, 2008 at 7:43 am
You know of Pueblo? Woah…kruh-AZY! Not much but drunken "hippies" for sure.
March 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Haha…your stuff is super funny…now, I happen to have once worked for that particular sporting goods store at one time…I’m used to li’l 12 year olds running around breakin’ all the equipment, not the adults!! =) Good luck with everything!