I wonder why my calves are sore….
hmmmm. Ran stairs today, stairs yesterday, stairs the day before……no, no, that wouldn’t be it. It must be from riding the escalator the other day.
Yes, it’s true I really thought I was in for a treat today at the track. I parked in the lot, went throught the zig zag gate, walked up to the track, kicked over all the hurdles, punched the fence, did a little warmup…..and that’s when I saw something awesome! There was a man and woman who parked by me and were walking up to the track. The man was holding something that I swore from a distane was a unicyle! It makes sense. I really thought this was it…my dream of having a man unicycle around the track while I ran stairs was about to come true!
….Maybe he would even let me try the unicycle. They walked closer and closer…..My excitement turned to confusion, then embarrassment, then ANGER!!! Arrrrrrr…..that was not a unicycle at all! It was a wheel measurement thing. I swear to you it looked like a unicycle up til the very end. Hey, I see what I wanna see! He even had that "unicyclist look" about him. You know the type….
He proceeded to wheel the track three times with the fake unicycle/DanicaX dream crusher. They really wanted an accurate measurement. Then they ran while I eyeballed that wheel on a stick and secretly cursed it for being so ugly and boring. Yesterday I had a giant beach ball blowing around and today I was really hoping for a unicycle. Maybe tomorrow.
If you see this device, DO NOT be fooled! It is not what it seems!
March 13, 2008 at 11:24 pm
LOL your blogs are amazing! such detail and amusement and creativity! keep ‘em coming!
March 14, 2008 at 7:11 am
That must have been horrible to be fooled like that by that infernal contraption. I’ve always dreamed of having a midget in clown makeup ride a unicycle while I run steps. I dream big!!
March 14, 2008 at 7:24 am
Very creative seems like you are a fellow writer! I love your imagination keep it up i would love to read some more blogs of yours!! I believe that creative minds are responsible for a lot of great things in this world!!! Any who keep up the good work Girly!!
March 14, 2008 at 9:00 am
LMAO, you shoulda kicked him in the shins and said, "dream killer!’ Way to kill it with all the stadium stairs, though!!
March 15, 2008 at 3:53 am
heh!…heh!
a nice run of blogs…especially the last two.
March 15, 2008 at 8:59 am
What the?? I wrote a nice comment about you wearing latex and a midget riding the unicycle, but it’s gone. That is my new dream sequence!