To whom it may concern:
I would like to take a moment to thank the person responsible for inventing the stair. A special shout out to the creative mind that came up with the idea of putting several stairs together in a very steep fashion. The weather permitted me to use and abuse my legs with stadium stairs the last 2 days, and I’m hoping for a third day tomorrow! I would like to give a "booooooo" to the genius who invented mud and wind! Mud between the shoxter things on the bottom of my Nike Shox…..why I oughta……!!
Oh…and YOU, wind! If you didn’t dry out my mouth so bad, and I wasn’t afraid of you blowing it back in my face, I would totally spit on you! You did, however, bring unexpected joy to my day when you blew a giant beachball across the track! I don’t know where you got that, but I had fun kicking it around and looking super cool in front of the high schoolers. Looking cool in front of youngsters is what I do best; breakdancing is a close second! I woulda breakdanced (or is it brokedance?) if it weren’t for that wind!
Speaking of inventors of things…I saw powdered peanut butter at the grocery store! Just add water? No offense to the PB dust purchasers out there, but do sane people really add just water? Hell no they don’t! Trust me–those people are eating a steady diet of Captain Morgan PB sandwiches w/ Jello shots for dessert.
March 12, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Yeah, I think it’s pretty much breakdance, except for those people up on broke back mountain….believe they’re the ones doing the broke dance…As for inventor’s: Let’s just get it out on to the table right now, there really is just no touching the person who invented the bike seat….I mean, how uncomfortable must it have been to ride around on a bike post all day? Worst invention you ask? For my money, the biker shorts: just plain wrong. Lord, have mercy!
March 12, 2008 at 10:57 pm
You’re welcome. Resident engineer checking in. If it weren’t for the dang UBC people, I’d make ‘em steeper for ya!! Now that’s what I wanna see. Throw up some break dancing vids.
March 13, 2008 at 9:34 am
Dani.. you’re my hero. I miss your thread! I always forget to check these cause I can’t subscribe!
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March 13, 2008 at 9:42 am
Lift247 beat me to it (and could just plain beat me up - did you see his last post? I WON’T admit to being THAT guy) but I was going to take full credit. I could take credit for the "wind" but, as my wife could tell you, I always blame wind on eveyone else - those Amino Acids really get to me
I love DanicaX!
March 13, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Dude, is a beach ball all it really takes to distract you? I bet if you were doing emergency brain surgery and a dog with a puffy tail walked past… Yeah, you’d go and try to play with the dog with a puffy tail. Why? It’s a puffy tail! What’s not to love? That surgery will be fine. Don’t you worry your gorgeous little head about it. FYI, King Marmoset rules!! You read it here first, folks!
March 14, 2008 at 7:07 am
I love beach balls and dogs with puffy tails!!