Don’t ask me, I just work here
Wha wha whaT!!! Ok, I don’t know what is going on in bb.com land! Things are disappearing, I’m seeing stuff that isn’t there….ummmm. Anyways……I am totally super duper cereal when I say that I wrote a blog on here Mon night and now it’s not here! Why me…..oh, god…..whyyyyy me. Rest assured, it rocked and I had all kinds of wonderful and amazing things flowing out of my brain and onto this very site!
I was unable to walk Sun/Monday due to my psycho stair running/walking lunges outside in the beautiful weather we had here for about oh, 9 1/2 hours on Saturday….then it was back to business as usual with me and the space heater. Don’t worry about what kind of business we run in this house! I wonder if it was a bad idea to then go to the gym Sat evening and do some 100+ reps of the leg press….hmmm. Nope….no no NOOO. Smooth move, Danica.
Here’s a word to the wise…from the wise: Don’t workout (cardio/lift/suana) then opt to go prancing out of the gym with a sweaty sports bra (Marmoset, that means you) and shirt b/c the locker room is so PACKED that you’d rather just "deal with it til you get home." See…..it’s about 2 degress here today in Omaha-land. Oh, and putting a sweatshirt on over all that sweaty mess doesn’t work. Then, don’t drive all the way home and try to hurry up and take your big, gay and fat dog for a walk before it gets dark and leave all that crap on your body!!! Hmmmm…by "gay" do I mean "really cheerful"….I’ll leave that open to interpretation…Have I posted the pic of him in the purple boa? Juuuuuuust wondering….
Good news, though…the beast was prancing along (very lightly indeed!) and checking his reflection in every window we passed when I look down….and what did I see!?? Haaa! A 4 of clubs. Sure, it was a little weathered, but I scooped him up and stuck em in the beast’s fanny pack! I have been missing my 4 of clubs for the past 10, maybe 11 months. You think it’s easy to play Go Fish! with a gay dog with an odd number of cards? He cries about it every damn time…..And now, folks, I am gay (happy gay) to report that I am once again playing with a full deck of cards! So watch out! I am back on my game, homies.
Yes….I really did pick this card up along our walk…..kinda like when you pick up a nice seashell when you are strolling on the beach, only slightly different
March 6, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Yeah, i agree some weird things have been happening on BodySpace. What a funny blog! Thank you!
March 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm
If you want to see me in a sweaty sports bra go here: www.marmosetissexyashell.combtbur
March 6, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Eww… ok i’m disturbed by the fact taht you said you walked the dog and had shit all over you.
March 6, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I’m not disturbed by it. I’ve paid her large sums of money to do that. Money she took and never delivered on. She is a bad person.
March 6, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Damn it - I tried to access the link but I don’t have $19.95 at the moment… foiled again!!
March 6, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Yeah, one time I was taking a walk and picked up this big metal can. Kind of like a seashell, but slightly stinky. When I got home I realized I’d stolen someone’s garbage can.
March 7, 2008 at 6:56 am
I knew Lt. Dan was playing for the other team. Good job of outing him to the whole world Dani! Even a gay dog deserves to keep a little of his dignity!
March 7, 2008 at 5:04 pm
you are so fun, D!!!
March 7, 2008 at 8:41 pm
4 of clubs…that’s where i lost it. lol
March 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Always worth reading. Keep it up!