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Today goes down in history as one of the best freaking workouts ever. When I’m done here I will be logging it in the book I’m writing, Danica’s Freaking Best Ever Of 2008. While I’m on the subject, last Thursday I had the best freaking nap ever. All the variables were perfect and I logged it accordingly. Ok, enough of my rambling. I will get down to the workout.
But first, let me say this….haha…ok, kidding. Kidding. At ease…
Two Cytoleans when I woke up. Then I put one scoop of SuperPump in a bottle, and another scoop of SizeOn in a different bottle. Plan was to do cardio, then go add water to the SP and drink it, then add water to the SO and drink it while I did legs. Yes, that’s right ….I did monster cardio THEN monster legs. why? cuz I’m a straight up monster flippin machine. and it don’t stop…
I did 30 min of high intensity StepMill, most of it was done while holding a weight. The cleaning lady stopped by a few times to mop up sweat, bring me water and do whatever the hell else I told her to (monsters have this kind of authority). I always workout with two towels, too….one for wiping sweat and the other to serve as a barrier between my butt and whatever germ-ridden gym machine I’m on. So, then I got off the SM and took the elevator downstairs to the locker room. You think I’m kidding. Ok, I am…I slid down the railing like always. Mixed the SP 250 and drank it. Then I grabbed the SizeOn and went back upstairs to mix that and do legs. I had it in one of those Polar insulated water bottles and I was shaking it. I stop to chat with a friend briefly. I pause to pull the top out and ***POOF*** it had a little explosion and some catapulted out and onto the wall. Whoa…"What are you drinking!!??" hahhhaaaa. Is SizeOn supposed to do that? I could see the SP doing it….I’ll have to investigate. I wiped down the wall with my butt blocking towel…..lol….no I didn’t!! I got my cleaning lady to do it for me (see monster reference above).
I had CRAZY energy today. I can’t remember the last time I had energy like that. Ok, yes I do….I ended up in the slammer that night. Oh, man I used to be so much fun….now I just hang out with a boa wearing, swearing, trash talking, allergy ridden, emotional, bubble boy dog. How did I get to this point? Ok, here goes the leg workout:
Smith Machine squats 3 X 15
Smith Machine leg presses– 1 X 100 dbl legs/ 3 X 30 single legs/ 1 X 100 dbl legs
Smith Machine lunge 1 X 15 each
Cable lunges 1 X 15 each
circuit:
Seated leg curl 1 X 25
Walking Lunges X 24
Seated leg curl 1 X 25
Stability ball leg curls 1 X 20 (at this point hams were KILLING)
Prone leg curl 1 X 30
Treadmill walking lunges incline 15% X 100
Seated curl X 20
Smith Machine leg press 1 X 80 dbl legs
bench step ups X 15 each
single standing leg press on Wt Assisted dip machine X 20 each
sauna/stretch
…and that was my super awesome workout today. I am going to try to plan my workouts more in advance this week instead of flying from the seat of my pants, much like I do everything else in life. We’ll see how that goes for a bit…






January 27, 2008 at 8:05 pm
THAT is a crazy workout! Go get em!
January 27, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, please go to my eBay auction for the sweaty butt towel. Bids start at $50.
January 27, 2008 at 8:18 pm
LMAO, I’m the exact same way with the 2-towel thing, except I bring 3 because I never remember which one is the butt towel when I get up, thus forcing me to get the third one out and using both brain cells to REALLY remember. I also use antibacterial gel after weights, before cardio… as you can imagine, it looks really hot as I carry all these items in a knapsack.
Sounds like a killer workout - good luck with the planning!!
January 28, 2008 at 3:10 am
I didn’t think I needed to use a towel "barrier" to use the handrails on the stairs. : D haha You are so cool, with your muscles and monster power. Let me know if you need a fan boy, jester, or a towel go getter in your monster kingdom
January 28, 2008 at 4:06 pm
100 rep sets.. all sorts of towels.. multiple beverages.. a servent..
Where is this hardcore Monster Kindom..?
January 28, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Ladies and Gentelman! The woman…the legend…DanicaX!! Let’s hear it for her!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Woooo Hooooo!!
BTW I too use a butt towel! I’m not sitting in no one elses ass matter! No way No how!!
January 28, 2008 at 6:02 pm
You are indeed what all monster wannabes inspire to be!! Great stuff! I bow to your awesomeness!
January 30, 2008 at 3:43 am
how does the dog get that around his neck each day? great blogs btw…you can write!