DanicaX’s BodyBlog

Ok…I am always backing myself into these damn corners with my words!! Errrrr. Alright, I don’t actually eat (swallow,digest,absorb) the papers from Stride gum. I meant I went through a period of time, a few days ago, where I was so taken aback by the mere thought that something could actually be cooler than the concept of the fortune cookie that I gave it a whirl. Fortune cookies!! Oh, how I have such a crush on you guys!! Oh, by the way I found a fortune cookie in the back of a kitchen drawer a few weeks ago. I opened it and the fortune blew my freaking mind!! Here’s a pic…hope it can be read.

It is ripped b/c when I first read it I said “baaah!” and ripped it in half. Damn chinese people think they know what I do for my workouts?! ….they couldn’t hang. Yes, I know that the FC originated here in the US…I’m just saying, in general, they don’t know what I do for my workouts!

Dang it! I may have ADHD, I haven’t been diagnosed, but these little side tangents have got to stop. Oh, hey, look a fuzz ball……

Ok….moving right along. The gum. Now, it’s true what you heard…I do have a vast knowledge on pretty much everything ever known to man, thanks to MythBusters. I’ve been anxiously awaiting them to talk about the gum wrappers. I got sick of waiting around for those bozos and decided to take matters into my own hands. So what if I conduct little experiments of my own? I gotta a bathtub full of water and a few of those grow-A-pet Crocodiles as we speak…..Yeah, we’ll see if they really grow to be 125X their original size. Then I may try to eat a chunk, just as a little side experimento…comprende? yo. Alright, I did find a little something on candyaddict.com that touches on the subject. Sadly, all I can do is visit their website, for I have been banned from all public candyaddict meetings b/c I just “wasn’t taking their program seriously”…..ha! DORKS! Ok, that and b/c I showed up brandishing a marshmallow gun one too many times.

So, their website “debunks” the myth that the wrapper is dangerous, and then they ramble on something about the FDA, you know, b/c THEY really care…..So, basically I shouldn’t make the wrappers one of my 7 food groups. Fine. On a side note, I guarantee eating (swallowing and digesting) the wrapper is safer than the chemicals in the actual gum….yet I chew it. Why? Cuz only the good die young that’s why!!! ? Well, that and b/c it’s FDA approved….pheeew…I was SO worried.

This morning I did some badass cardio on an FDA approved cross trainer. I think I have cancer now, I’m not sure.
AM TRAINING:
cardio

Cross Trainer 45min
sauna/stretch

I stayed on the same piece of cardio for the full 45 min for a change, which was the hardest things I’ve ever done due to my self-diagnosed ADHD. Well, I think it was 45min…I took a nap midway and when I woke up the timer read 45 so I’ll go with that. bor–ing.

PM TRAINING:
upper body, minus back

I did 3 sets of 12-20 reps on everything and tried to superset in some type of organized manner, but the gym was crowded and everytime I turned around someone was taking something from me. I started the SizeOn. I had a really good workout tonight. I took one scoop on SuperPump before I went to the gym and drank one scoop of SizeOn while I lifted. I felt really energetic, I don’t know if it was from the SizeOn. My veins were popping out like crazy, but the ones in my upper arm are still too shy to make a full-blown appearance. Stupid fat. My ipod arm band thing felt like a blood pressure cuff about to pop off. People were scared as predicted.

Incline DB chest press
Triceps cable pushdown
Incline DB flyes
Incline DB bicep curls
DB standing lateral raises
DB reverse flyes on incline bench
Barbell preacher curls
Reverse flyes on machine
Preacher curl machine
Seated Dip machine
Tricep extension machine
Lateral raises / singles on machine
DB overhead triceps extension
DB hammer curls

15 min ARC trainer

I’m gonna try to go to spinning tomorrow b/c it’s been awhile. I think it’s been an adequate amount of time for people to forget the great scene I caused last time I went. I don’t like to talk about it….