DAY 34
Better late blog than no blog…that’s what I always say. Not really…I’ve never said that in my life. Anyways…Happy New Year to everyone!!
I barely got up in time to make it to hot yoga this morning. Don’t worry, though…I managed to make it on time and not get scolded or the “oh…it’s that untattooed yoga reject girl again” look that I actually don’t mind too much anymore…Anyways, it was super packed just like I thought it would be. ..all the “die hards” trying to fit in one last class before this apocalypse tomorrow (when they are conveniently closed, which is totally unheard of..SOMETHING IS UP!!) Like it really matters, people….go home and eat rubbish and read smut magazines!!!
I took a CytoLean before class this morning, which I have never done before. I felt alright, except I kept almost passing out from all the down/up/down/up/deep breathing.….and it was soooo hot today. Lots of people. Can’t eat right before class or you’d puke. So, basically it’s a catch 22…and I’d rather pass out any day than puke. Passing out is the obvious route that someone like me would take…no explanation needed there. I was squished back in the corner against a wall mirror, which I did a nice job of fogging up. Man…if that were a sport…..We were so close that when we laid down the girl’s foot in front of me was seriously about an inch from my face. Ha…it’s ok though. I actually like there being a lot of people. It’s not like you are fighting for space or anything. Buuuut…that could be another “sport” I’d be good at….Just sayin. So…this was the only instructor I hadn’t experienced yet. She may be my new fave…and NOT b/c she wears super short shorts/underwear and doesn’t shave her legs. Not kidding, full hair….who am I to judge….whatever floats your boat.
Ha..this chick was cool though. She told us to try and have “animalistic brains” and just do it w/o being pissy or over-thinking everything. You know, like an animal..ha..I should introduce her to the beast . That would really throw her off…he is such a drama queen and acts like everything is the end of the world. Look at him wrong and he cries for an hour.
“We are like, here for a reason.” This could be my favorite line I’ve heard all day. I may start using this. “Excuse me…I’m like here for a reason.” It could apply in almost every situation. Wait a minute…I think this chick may have been half baked, which would really explain a lot of her dialogue…She also was crawling around on the floor, literally, and “fixing” people. She also jumped up on this heater thing…I don’t know what it was…and continued her dictating from up there. All in all, I would have to say she did quite a few “animalistic” things of her own…not counting the hairy legs. What the **@#%$@!#$%^…. I gotta take a moment to wrap my brain around this one…
Ok, I’m back…I would have to say that overall I was pretty focused all things being considered w/ the monkey chick. Oh, MC also told us, “so many of us are, like, beyond the petty wiping of sweat and fidgeting of clothes.” Amen, sister….I am like light years beyond that petty shiznit yo. I have so much freakin sweat in my eyes and ears half the time that I feel like I’m underwater.
AM TRAINING:
Hot yoga underwater with Monkey Chick 90min
January 1, 2008 at 7:18 am
How did you know about eating rubbish and smut magazines? Are you spying on me? Yeah, baby!