DAY 30
OMG…WTF…LOL…ha..what the???? I don’t know…I’m drunk…pay no mind …
Ok, this morning I got up super early (for me) at 6:30 so I could do some early cardio before I started my other early morning nonsense crap. I stumbled into the other room and popped a few Cytoleans. I used to be a hardcore "get up early and kick ass" kinda girl….back in my ROTC days…yes, my ROTC days….ahhh….back when I was in shape and looked cool in camo. lol. My first two semesters in college I was in army ROTC and I, yours truly, was straight up badASS!!! OH, you don’t believe me, eh? DO NOT make me post pics….cuz looking back…man, my hair was frickn weird….
Alright…back to my exciting morning of cardio…
I thought I’d hop on an Arc Trainer for the hell of it…I haven’t done it in awhile. OH..yeah…ha…forgot my shirt so thank god I had a backup in my bag (<—–prospective gratitude journal entry?). Oh, but it was a lovely grey underarmour shirt…shows every drop of sweat…no problem. Wait…what is this dark discoloration I see all down the left side? Don’t know…let me smell it. Hmmm..smells like blue raspberryness to me. Apparently some of that sneaky, conniving, liquid crack…errr…SuperPump…migrated it’s way outta my shaker and onto my shirt at some point. Whatever….like anyone in THIS place has room to call ME a weirdo….well, they do…but, rest assured, it’s not for that…
My ipod battery was in the red zone…."please, ipod, just get me thru this cardio…" I feared that I would use up too much battery life skipping tracks so I left it where it was…Pearl Jam?…Ok, Pearl Jam it is!….Come, Eddie Vedder…let us ARC train the hell outta this joint…
So, Arc Trainer…tv in front of me on TBS…ok, since when do people still watch Saved by the Bell!? WHAT!? You gotta be kidding me, TBS. I was sorta just zoning out and staring at the tv. Ok…few things I noticed…..1) all those weird, neon colored 90’s design screens they flash during the opening credits strongly resemble Zoomba pants…it may even just be someone’s big, fat Zoomba pant leg standing in front of the camera. Cheap bastards. 2) Mario Lopez was hot even with a curly mullet, fanny pack and white scrunchy socks 3) Dustin Diamond was a whiny little biatch way back then too…before he became a porn star (excuse me while I vomit…) and wanted people to pay for his house….I think Sergeant Harvey Walden IV hit the nail right on the head when he told that lazy punk he was "fulla more sh*t than a hog house in the south…" haaa…anyone see that? and then he told him to never in his "cartoon life" threaten him….OH…man, that was classic. Gotta love Celebrity Fit Club…I think Vh1 should consider doing a show…I don’t know…something along the lines of "Who wants to beat the piss outta Screech for being a whiny pansy"… where do I sign up…
Alright…
AM TRAINING:
cardio w/ Eddie Vedder
45 min Arc Trainer…that’s it…seriously
Don’t worry…tomorrow will be a double header peeps
I’m gonna have to start finding some new recipes here soon…getting sick of the same old food. Except protein pancakes…I can probably eat those the rest of my life. Mrs. Butterworth’s Sugar Free syrup…now that’s what I’m talking about. I started making an iced coffee smoothie with chocolate IsoPro…that’s pretty good…but, let’s face it…I’m jacked up enough w/o coffee so….yeah.
December 27, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Re: Harvey
Of course I saw it. I’ve watched episode of Celebrity Fit Club! One of us, I’m not sure which one but it could be both of us, needs to step away from the Celebreality!