**Nachos, and Chili Cheese Dogs anyone?!?!?!**
So my work is putting this on for Charity. We always joke around the office that they always reward us with FOOD! And they do, pizzas, potlucks, donut breakfasts, the saturated fat list goes on and on! Hence the reason why most of the people that work here are fatty’s and flat assed! But this is for charity again… So it makes it okay.. RIGHT?!?!? WROOOONG!! So this is what you get….You get The Super Nachos with all the greasy fatty calorie filled toppings including Fake cheese, chemically enhanced peppers, fat injected sour cream and Refried Beans all for only 5 BUCKS! Or you can have a LOVELY Chili Cheese hot dog, with Fake cheese, processed bun, and get this… fat soaked chili..Also for 5 bucks! OR OR!! You can be a BIG SPENDER and get all of the above for only 8 dollars.!! IT is for charity folks.. So don’t feel bad that your tummy is gonna be going “NO BAD!! TERRIBLE FOOD, PUT IT DOWN” while your heart can feel all warm and fuzzy cause you helped charity! How about just donating and not eating the junk….No that’s to much to ask for huh!… LOL.. Okay..i will go eat my veggies and tuna and giggle at your weakness!! Oh and don’t forget to grab some cookies, chips and the sugary pop on your way out! THANKS!
PS. I have pictures of this lovely feast, But i suck at computers and i CANT seem to make it work! UGH!
April 27, 2007 at 11:19 am
LOL OMG i am laughing to hard at your rant…i miss talking w/ you…i was just sitting here figure out my calorie intake when i read that…lol take care
April 27, 2007 at 11:20 am
i’ve got your answer, find one of those fatty’s and say, "hey, lunch is on me." LOL
April 27, 2007 at 11:26 am
Thanks for making me drool at my desk about all the tasty cheat foods. I think I gained three pounds just reading about those excess calories!
April 27, 2007 at 11:27 am
I HEAR ya’ Girl, but I will never abandon that college mentality….Free food EQUALS Eat ’til ya’ "pop". Sadly, I usu. support doubly. One snack for NOW….and one for later. Willpower? I have none. But U take Care and sray strong in face of this temptation. *smile*
May 1, 2007 at 11:22 am
This is so true in the work place. Even in the Army. We are suposed to be all fit and ready to fight, but there are some serious fat asses in the Military these days. They don’t kick them out any more because there is a war going on and we need all the bodies in the Military even fat bodies is the mentality. I can’t change the whole thing just my little piece!
May 1, 2007 at 11:50 am
In a managers meeting yesterday, the catered lunch options for the day were: Fried, pure-fat sausage links, Butter and Fat soaked beef and cheese lasagne, Saturated fat-patty with deep fried Lard nuggetts(okay this really wasn’t an option, but it might as well have been) and / or lettuce. Being on a cutting phase diet, I ate an entire plateful of lettuce. You imagine the questions and fantastic laser beam looks I recieved from some of the Deep fried fat butts, and Krispy Kremed-Jumbo sized belly managers, who were perfectly content with saturating their already blimp-sized bodies.
June 12, 2007 at 8:01 pm
WOW!! I would love to help charity. That sound tough. Good luck to you!!