I HATE Stupid Blogs!
I may be aging myself here but does anyone remember the Smurfs? You know…those little blue goobers with those stubby little tails.
All of the Smurfs were pretty happy most of the time with the exception of one….Grumpy Smurf!
The reason I bring this up is because this morning I feel like Grumpy because he hated everything and was constantly saying so.
Me upon rising at 4 this morning….I HATE that f-ing alarm….I HATE mornings!
Me going out to get in the car….I HATE f-ing winter….I HATE scrapping windshields!
Me doing cardio….I HATE morning cardio!
Me at breakfast….I HATE f-ing eggs every morning!
Well you get the picture.
One last thing about the Smurfs I always wondered. There were like 50 zillion male Smurfs, one female Smurf (Smurfette) and one baby Smurf whose mother was NOT the one female Smurf sooooooo…..where the hell did this baby come from?
Till next time….Lift Long and Prosper!“B”
November 18, 2008 at 6:15 am
Cheer up B!! Although, you are cute when your grumpy..:D
November 18, 2008 at 6:20 am
i know right? smurfette must have been a very busy girl!!!
November 18, 2008 at 6:20 am
i know right? smurfette must have been a very busy girl!!!
November 18, 2008 at 6:21 am
i know right? smurfette must have been a very busy girl!!!
November 18, 2008 at 7:57 am
Not sure, but maybe this’ll get the gears turning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACNqaEkHmE
November 18, 2008 at 9:36 am
Thanks Adam I now know more than I ever wanted to know about the Smurfs….but if they have no sexual organs how do the little blue bastards keep reproducing?
November 18, 2008 at 3:31 pm
In the words of Smurfette…"Like what you see? You WILL!!" Hang in there Grumpy Smurf..tomorrow is a new day!!
November 18, 2008 at 6:39 pm
lol..too funny..great post for somebody who is having a blue day..get it smurfs ..blue
OK im not a comedian hope you feel better soon…
November 19, 2008 at 6:10 am
That was great Bryan… Yeah, I remember the Smurfs too … I hope today is a better day…
November 19, 2008 at 2:07 pm
LOL, I totally remember the Smurfs! Though I was more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks fan… hope your day goes better, Grumpy Smurf!!
November 26, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I pretty f…ing lame because I get my motivation from all the attractive women here knowing what they will be doing when I walk past them. Believe it or not I am NOT blonde but I can be shallow despite my IQ, job, being a good father, good husband, sex starved,etc. Hey, wait,,, I think I just defined married guy!