Hello Carbs I’ve Missed You!
Welcome to Tuesday everyone…..UGH! Tuesday is like my least favorite day of the week. Nothing cool ever happens on Tuesday…it just kind of lies there like an old dog scratching fleas and licking it’s beans. Btw do you know why a dog licks its beans??? No….not because it can! It does it because it can’t make a fist. Think about it.
The bulk continues for me and I’m happy to report that it seems to be going well. A male co worker asked me again yesterday if I was on steroids. He just can’t believe that I’ve grown so huge so fast without being juiced. I offered to show him my testicles as proof positive I’m not on the juice but he declined my gracious offer. One of my female co workers offered to view my testicles but I had to decline her gracious offer. Ok enough talk about testicles.
While I’m enjoying the feeling of hugeness I have to say that I’m missing my cuts and my abs. I worked very hard and turned down many a fine and delicious carb to get those lean cuts and now to see them disappear so fast beneath a thin layer of carb induced flubber is depressing. I’m sticking to my plan though…content in knowing that when I start cutting in January my abs will once again appear and will have several pounds of new muscle to keep them company.
One really cool thing about bulking is that I’m now able to get some variety in my diet. Contest prep diet is so damn restrictive and the monotony of it is enough to drive you insane. You walk around in a carb depleted stupor like some kind of damn zombie! But like a regular zombie who seeks out human brains for sustenance carb depleted zombies seek out breads and pastas and the ultimate prize….PIZZA!
Ok that’s all the energy I can muster for a Tuesday blog. Today is biceps and triceps so I have to save all my energy for that. Happy Tuesday!
October 14, 2008 at 5:10 am
isnt this the truth…. hello yummy food…bye, bye abs… lol!!! hope you are enjoying all the fun stuff!!! and that you are surprised by THIS tuesday.
October 14, 2008 at 6:41 am
Are you showng off those testicles of yours AGAIN!
October 14, 2008 at 7:18 am
Maggie!! Tell him to keep his testicles to hiself!!! Hahaha!
October 14, 2008 at 7:22 am
Of course they have to ask you that at work instead of at the gym where you can shower off and when asked just reply by saying, "Isn’t it obvious?" with a correlating gesture
October 14, 2008 at 11:48 am
When my body starts to respond with rapid Muscle growth….. I always wear my…. " no I Aint On The Juice Jeans" Yep a converted pair of Levis…… with a large clear Plastic Crouch. They really stop alot of the un-wanted questions…lol Keep on Keepin!
P.S. Tommorrow is Humpday!
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