The Chronicles of “B”

Wow I am overwhelmed by your response to my last blog.  seems everyone is completely in love with my little town.  I’ve even had Pm’s asking me to please write more about the little slice of heaven we know as Shitholeville OH!!

I have to say I am a little taken back by all the interest.  I mean, we love it here but I didn’t really think others would find our little berg so appealing.  Many of you have expressed a desire to move here and I am happy to report that there are always plenty of trailers for rent in the Charles Ave Trailer Park.  Mostly they rent by the month and believe me when I say…."The price is right reasonable."  They even have very nice trailers that rent by the week and shoot…If you make old man Titebottom an offer he would most likely rent you some deluxe accomodations for the day. 

The park is really a lovely place with all those gorgeous trailers laid out in their perfect little rows.  Some of them are really luxurious!  As wide as 12 whole feet and with a car port so you don’t have to park on the street.  How’s that for convenience?  And some have white picket fences in front of them with their own little garden beds and my favorite…that cute cutout of a lady bending over in the garden showing her butt.  Oh, and that pedestal with a glass ball on it.  Don’t that just scream "class"? 

Of course the trailer park is located right next to old Wille Fisterbottoms huge hog farm but don’t let that deter you…the wind hardly ever blows out of that direction and even if it does it isn’t too bad.  If you’ve never smelled fresh country air the initial shock might be a little unpleasent but  your nose quickly becomes desensitized to the smell after exposure.

Like most towns it’s the people that really makes Shitholeville such a special place to live.  Take my neighbor Stu Padasso and his lovely wife Sue for example.  These two folks are as quirky as they come.  Old Stu is a truck driver and is gone most of the time during the week.  Stu, being the nice guy that he is, has often given some of the female residents an opportunity to go on his trips with him for free so that they might have a chance to see some of this beautiful country of ours.  His wife Sue is a character as well.  She is often seen out around her house in her frilly drawers doing lawn work and entertaining some of the towns fine young men.  She treats them to cookies and soft drinks and they repay her kindness by doing chores around the house.  Sometimes even going inside to clean and what not for hours at a time.  Shoot she must have the cleanest house in Shitholeville.

Anyway we here in Shitholeville appreciate your interest in our little garden spot and if you’re ever down this way please stop by and visit us.  We will be waiting with open arms.  and don’t forget our town motto….Shitholeville.  It’s not just a town….it’s an experience!

"B"…..real or B gone! 

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