The Chronicles of “B”

…in a dismal land filled with swamps and trees of thorns not to far from Shitholeville there lived an evil witch named K.  K’s evil knew no bounds as her heart was so full of hate and loathing that it was black as night.  K lead a miserable life and the only things she enjoyed was the pursuit of gold and she also took great pleasure in destroying the lives of all those around her who had the audacity to be even slightly happy.  She took great pleasure in making those happy people suffer and in taking all their gold.

On day K came upon a happy go lucky Prince named "B" from the land of Shitholeville.  Great was B’s love of life.  He frolicked in the land of Shitholeville with his magic dragon Puff and everyone who knew him loved and admired him for his loving heart and his many feats of strength and bravery which was known to every man, woman and child throughout Shitholeville.

K took an instant dislike to "B" as he was the happiest man in all the land and as I’ve already explained K loathed happiness.  So great was her longing for gold and her hatred of happiness that she set out to remove all of B’s gold from his possession and make it her own and to suck every bit of happiness from his grasp and make him suffer mightily for being so happy go lucky.

One day as B was enjoying the company of his magic dragon Puff; K caught him unawares and cast her evil spell.  The spell she cast made her appear as a beautiful princess and young B was completely fooled by her lovely smile and her huge ta Ta’s.  Mostly the huge chi chi’s! 

Thinking she was a beautiful and loving Princess he married the evil witch and by the time she revealed her true evil to the foolish B it was far too late.  They had two children together placing B completely under her evil control as he loved the children very much and would do anything for them.  Anything meant giving up his gold and any shred of happiness in his life.  She even made him cast aside his wonderful magical friend Puff.  So great was Puff’s sorrow that he disappeared and was never again in B’s life.

The only happiness in B’s life now was his wonderful children who showed no signs of inheriting any of their mothers evil ways.  This further inflamed K’s hatred of B so she divorced him and took his children far away from him and would only let him see them every other weekend.  The children wailed with sorrow at being separated from their loving father but K cared not about their suffering and I suspect she probably enjoyed it.  She also made sure that all of B’s gold would go to her to support the children so that he could never be happy again.

Eighteen years later and after much suffering the evil spell of K was about to come to an end.  The two young children were both grown and were about to set out on their own.  B would soon be free from the evil that was K and knowing the end of his years of misery was coming to an end he set about his old ways of happiness.  He began to acquire a little more gold, bought a modest castle in Shitholeville and settled down with the love of his life Princess Maggie who had rescued B from the misery which was K. 

The thought that she would soon be losing control of B and his gold infuriated K’s hatred all over again so once again she cast an evil spell over the local government officials and tricked them into extending the support for the youngest child Erika for one more year even though young Erika had already turned 18. 

Great was B’s anger at this treachery and thoughts of murder entered his heart but being such a good and loving man he could not bring himself to perform such an evil act.  Now B would be forced to spend another year of being poor and wondering if he will ever be rid of the evil bitch…errr I mean witch K!

The moral of this story my friends is if you have a magic dragon and are extremely happy with your life don’t jump into the sack with the first beautiful princess with huge chi chi’s you come across as she may be an evil witch who will ruin your entire life and take all your money.  You have been warned!!!

THE END!

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