Weasel in the Hen House!
Every place of employment has one. You know…the one! The little weasel, be it male or female, who always has their nose up the bosses ass so far that if the boss was chewing gum the weasel could tell you what flavor it was.
The weasel always takes a great deal of pleasure in ratting out his/her fellow employees so as to make themselves look better in the eyes of the boss not caring that they could be jeopardizing their fellow employees job. Yeah you know the one. The one you’d love to stomp their guts out in the parking lot after work. Oh yeah…that one!! The one that always pretends to be everyone’s friend just so they can gather information on you and then use it against you to get you fired.
Well it seems there is a weasel in my hen house and the bad part is I recommended him for employment. I did it knowing he was kind of a back stabber but I knew he was a good carrier and I was tired of getting dumped on every time someone called into work.
Like I said I knew he was a bit of a back stabber but I didn’t know to what lengths he was willing to go to mess with people in order to make himself look better. Seems he’s been talking a lot of smack to the boss about the other workers and some of them are now coming to me to try to get me to do something.
Now my first instinct is to take this a-hole out behind the building and have an up close and personal talk with him about work place etiquette but as you all know I’m a peaceful man and don’t operate that way. But…something must be done and everyone is looking to me to do it.
Since a random act of violence is out I think I may have to resort to the weasels tactics. I have the ear of the boss who takes anything I say very seriously. So I’m thinking I should have a little talk with the boss about the weasel and see if we can get him fired. I mean it wouldn’t be the first time I got someone canned. Everyone knows I was responsible for getting Mr Racial Slur fired. Why should I have any pity on the weasel?? The answer is… I WON’T!!
On a lighter note I noticed something lately that is both awesome and annoying. How many times can you say that? Anyway the thing that is both awesome and annoying is I am having trouble taking my shirts off as of late. Now that is annoying for obvious reasons but the reason it’s awesome is because my arms and shoulders are getting so big that it’s actually hard to pull my shirts off. Guess I’m gonna have to go get some new T’s! SWEET!!! Does anyone else have this problem??
Well that’s enough ranting for one day other than to say that before I die I want to get drunk with the King, DanicaX and their little person friend!! Please Lord grant me this one request! Don’t make me beg!
Till next time….Lift Long and Prosper!
"B"
February 21, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Have you ever thought of trying a group “intervention?”
The whole group of people who have been the source of the Weasel’s conversations with the boss would gather in front of him and call him on his backstabbing ways.
By doing it as a group he couldn’t pull the old –he said – she said with people who were not there to tell their side.
I watched this done once by a group of women to a guy who used to brag that he had “nailed” this girl and that girl and so the ladies got together and confronted this braggart in front of not only the guys that he was talking BS to, but also the girl’s significant others. I never heard him brag again.
February 21, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Bry, that was actually more fun than it looks (and I think it looks fun)! Dreams do come true! One day!!!
February 21, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Hey Bryan , sorry to hear about that weasel of yours, I know I work with a few of those, and just steer clear of them, and even then they try there darndest to get you in trouble…
Hope you get it worked out ….
February 21, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Bry, that little man kicks major Burgh a**!!! I will be back for more of him and his little shots!!
February 22, 2008 at 7:18 am
LOL
does this particular weasel- like Chicken Hawks LOL
February 22, 2008 at 7:57 am
This is what you do Bryan….. Walk up to him, stare directly into his eyes. Glare at him but say nothing. Do this for about 10 seconds and then without changing the glare in your eyes…smile. Then turn around and walk away. Not only will this really mess with his mind, but it will be fun for you!!!
Oh, and the T-Shirt thing, I have a few I cant wear anymore. I love it!
February 22, 2008 at 8:43 am
I have that proble with shirts too, but its from getting it around my stomach LOL, I hope to have your problem soon enough but since I have XXL shirts I am going to have to build bigger guns to get to that point
February 22, 2008 at 3:00 pm
That sucks about the weasel, though I definitely believe in good ol’ karma to set him straight! And that T-shirt thing is awesome in my book - better get some new shirts before you start shredding them apart in public!!
February 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Delete this blog. Weasels have long arms and large ears.
Seriously, I’m more likely to fantasize about STEPPING ON A WEASEL’S NECK than "you’d love to stomp their guts out in the parking lot after work."
Hey, I like to keep my shoes clean and a crushed wind pipe is probably less messy than intestines and the rest.
Kudos on the new T’s necessity!
February 22, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Hi - I ran 4 miles on the treadmill at the gym - it would be great to get outdoors, but it’s too dang cold here too! Plus a major snowstorm today - will spring ever come? Hope things are going well.
February 23, 2008 at 2:03 pm
yeah, I have ha to buy shirts a couple times! It’s great for the image, not so great on the pocket book. I think talking to your boss is a good idea but see what he has to say first. If you have to, if this guy is your friend, try talking to him buddy buddy. Say something to the effect that he is making you look bad because you recommended him. Then again, he may run to the boss like a weasel does and cry wolf!
February 23, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Squash the weasel before he can do any real damage. I’ve got one in my hen house as well, mine after years of backstabbing everyone is now onto complainig to the boss that she feels isolated from the rest of the team……hummm I wonder why?
February 23, 2008 at 9:11 pm
the one responsible for bringing weasel to hen house, must remove weasel…just be careful…. con grats on t’s
February 23, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Death to all Brown nosing weasels…I say!