The Chronicles of “B”

Wow what an incredible response to my last blog!  Thanks everyone!  Since I’ve been a member here I’ve made a ton of friends but it also seems I have a talent for pissing people off!  I’ve received some pretty hateful Pm’s over the past few months so along with some more questions I’ll share some of those with you.  One quick word though….I am being asked if I truly do write a column and what papers it is in.  Yes I do but like I said I truly CAN NOT tell you anymore than that!  I am under contract to not reveal the name of the column and can not even reveal which cities it runs in or I will lose my means of paying my bills which would suck!!  Sorry! 

PM  Just wanted to let you know that I love your pic of you doing pushups in your boxer briefs.  You are a very sexy man and I love the muscular development in your back.  I see on your profile that you’re married and I hope this isn’t too forward but I was just wondering if you had ever considered cheating on your wife.  I live in Indiana very close to Ohio so I thought maybe we could meet sometime and see what develops.  Let me know if you’re interested.

Reply  Actually my wife and I currently have an open relationship.  It is understood that if I cheat on her she will OPEN the door and throw all my s**t in the front yard!  And then she will OPEN a can of whipass on me and Open a gash in my head with a ball bat!  So of course I would consider cheating on her but unless you’re offering more than a night of wild and crazy monkey love chances are I never would.  Should my situation change you will definitely be the first to know….thanks for your interest.

PM   Bryan!  What the hell do you have against plastic surgery and where do you get off saying those things about breast augmentation?  I bet if there were a way to increase penis size you’d be the first in line to get that done wouldn’t you buddy??  I’d also bet that you wouldn’t care if it felt real to you or not as long as it hung to your damn knees right??  You’re such a hypocrite.  Maybe you’re just gay and don’t even like boobies!  Is that it Bryan you hypocrite!

Reply    I like boobies just fine thank you!  I like boobies of every size, shape, color, and texture!  I say God Bless boobies!!  I think women everywhere should rip off their tops immediately and proudly display their boobies!   I don’t think you read my blog very closely though because what I said was this….Breast augmentation is a personal choice.  If a women feels she needs larger breast to feel better about herself then I say go for it.  There is nothing wrong with that.  I just said that my personal choice is I usually don’t like them.  Some look fine, like when they actually fit their bodies and look real. But, when they are huge like some women tend to get them they DO NOT look real and I can tell you from experience they Do Not feel real!  Sorry!  They just don’t!  As far as penis augmentation goes you’re right I might just go for it but I guarantee you I wouldn’t have no clown dick or Frankenpenis or something that didn’t look and feel real and natural.  But that would be a personal choice also!!

PM     Hey Bryan I know this is none of my business but I just couldn’t help but notice the conversation you and an***n were having via the comments.  I also noticed you and her are both married!  You should really be ashamed of yourselves for having such a conversation right out in public.  Do you really think this is the place for crap like that.  Why don’t you two just get a room like other cheaters do and carry on there instead of here where decent people can see what’s going on.  What do you think Jesus would say if he read your dirty comments?

Reply  First of all I don’t think Jesus has the time to monitor my conversations on BB.com!  Obviously you have way to much time on your hands if you have nothing better to do then click back and fourth between my profile and an***ns profile to see what we are saying.  I apologize if we offended you.  Perhaps you should go to church and pray that an***n and I don’t burn in hell.  While your on your knees praying though would it be alright if I backed up to you so you can kiss my a**???  Just wondering!!!

I think that should about cover it for the day!  Keep those comments and PMs coming folks cause I just love to hear from ya all.  LOL!!! 

"B"

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