An Interesting Day!! To Say The Least!!
Well, Well, Well!! This day has been a long and interesting one my friends! If you read my blog yesterday you’ll know that I nearly came to blows with 23 year old new guy at work because of a racist comment he made. Well got to work today and new guy is history. Seems we have a zero tolerence policy at work concerning racial comments and many of my co-workers ratted him out and filed complaints!! So….see ya new guy!! Damn and I was gonna invite him to Thanksgiving with some of my black friends!!! Oh well!!
Update on the cell phone killer!!! The prosecutor called me yesterday to confirm that I would testify against the princess and he told me they are planning on throwing the book at her…wreckless operation and a variety of other charges. They really want to make an example of her! I told the guy that I really didn’t want to see the girl severly punished because I felt it was more of her parents fault than hers. The reason I say that is obviously she has lead a coddled life. She was driving a brand new car that her mommy and daddy probably bought her and when I told her mom I wouldn’t sue them if she would just apologize to my face….well if I was her parents and someone gave me a get out of jail free card I would have dragged that little shit right over there and made her apologize!!! She just said, "I’ll ask her," and then she told me the little princess was scared and didn’t want to!!! So to me the parents are every bit as much to blame. We’ll see how things go…they still haven’t set a court date!
Now for the interesting story of the day!! For those of you who do not know I work for a newspaper doing a variety of things. Today I was helping out in circulation and they asked me if I would throw some papers at this retirement apartment complex. Actually it’s an assisted living complex! Sure I told them…it was only 13 papers. Anyway, I’m walking through this complex and an old woman…naked as a freaking jaybird steps out of her apartment and yells at me…."HEY OLD MAN!!! I told you to get in here and f**k me…I’m not waiting all day!!!
"What??" "Are you serious??"
"Get in here you stupid old fool!"
Now this is the point where I realize she isn’t kidding and I’m pissing down my leg!! I’m thinking…naked and screaming I assume she must have Alzhiemers and thinks I’m her old man or something! OH MY GOD!! Thinking fast I tell her I’ll be right back I have to go to the drug store and get some condoms!!
She says, "You don’t need condoms you stupid bastard I ain’t gettin pregnant!!!"
Now I’m looking for something clever to say but some how something stupid came out of my mouth….."I’m not worried about you getting pregnant my dear I have a yeast infection and I don’t want you to get it!"
A YEAST INFECTION??? WTF!! I mean’t to say a tract infection but it came out yeast infection. Anyway, she bought it and said…"I don’t want none of that sh*t so just forget it," and went back in to her apartment! Thank God!! The funny part is the whole time this crap was going on I’m thinking….what would Ninja Bill do??? LMAO!!!
Everyone have an awesome Thanksgiving….even my Canadian Friends!!!
"B"
November 21, 2007 at 3:19 pm
That was awesome!!! I REALLY needed that laugh! Have an excellent Turkey day!
November 21, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I wasn’t laughing while it was happening let me tell ya…It’s funny as hell now though!
November 21, 2007 at 3:51 pm
YAY for the guy getting kicked to the curb, as well as princess being made an example of! Sure, she might have led a coddled life, but if her parents are enabling that then I think they can all go down with her (I know, I’m harsh, but I really do think that some kids these days are way too sheltered). As for the chick demanding sex - WTF?! Man, all that working out must be paying off, stud muffin!!
Good save on the yeast infection - unconventional, but a good save nonetheless. 
November 21, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Yeah I wasn’t sad to see him get the boot!! Hey Pixi do guys even get yeast infections??? LOL!!
November 21, 2007 at 4:17 pm
They can’t get yeast infections, per se, but if a chick has a yeast infection and she bumps uglies with a guy, then the guy can transfer it back to her (or any other chick if it’s an open relationship)… that’s why it’s best for a couple to be abstinent while the chick undergoes yeast infection treatment. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, Dr. Pixi lol
November 21, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Dang my adorable little friend you have more info than Dr. Ruth but a whole heck of a lot better looking!! I’m calling Dr. Drew and Love Line and see if we can get you an audition!! LOL!!
November 21, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Bryan….without any doubt WHATSOEVER, you get yourself in the weirdest predictaments that I have EVER EVER seen anyone get into. You attract it….it follows you…..you get sucked into it……you really need to write a book of "life’s experiences". It would indeed be an undeniable Best Seller.
November 21, 2007 at 9:34 pm
That story about the elderly woman has me crackin’ up! Quick thinking!
November 22, 2007 at 6:06 am
Hilarious! It was worth trudging through the ice pellets this morning to hear that story, between you and NB, you can clean up at the old age homes…LOL
I agree with pixi, I am sure that with all the testimony you can throw out there with wanting to give the girl a break and the mother saying no, I think she can go down with her. Boy does it sound like Paris and her mother…soooo hard done by. sheesh.
November 22, 2007 at 8:48 am
To funny BG. What would Ninja do? (WWND)..Still ROFL. Thanks for brightening my turkey day. The pumpkin pieis fabulous today. MMMMM…
November 23, 2007 at 7:56 am
Lmao !!! That was too funny, I had tears rolling down my face. A yeast infection ???
I am glad to hear that guy is gone, and I can’t wait to hear what happens to the little princess. I just don’t understand people like that.
November 23, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Well well….. Ninjabill would of did a full bulldog and then ran for his life….lol Always good to hit them with a turkey right as you jump into the car and lock the doors….lmao Okay I might get a comment now and then….. but no nekkid demands!!!…. WOW you win!!!!…lmao
November 24, 2007 at 4:03 pm
wow that is so funny ..still laughing about it..leave you to find trouble…enjoy the thanksgiving weekend..yAH PRINCESS NEEDS TO REALIZE SHE CANT JUST RUN PEOPLE OVER…least she picked a strong one…hope your doing well bryan..congrats on being a grampa …yes i know im late with the congratulations