I’ve Been Infected!!!
I’ve Been Infected!!! I don’t know where it came from or who gave it to me but I have the "I Think I’m Gonna Die Flu" also known as the "If I Sh*t My Pants One More Time Flu I’m Just Lying Here!" LOL!! Just kidding! Actually I’d just call my wife and have her come clean it up! Yeah right…and Monkeys might fly out of my butt too!
Right now I’m sitting here shivering my a$$ off with a 102 degree fever and I feel like King Marmosets father after a particularly vicious beating at the hands of his majesty. For those of you who don’t know who King Marmoset is and wonder what the hell I’m talking about…just roll with it…I’m too delirious to explain right now!!
Actually I’m having a hard time sitting here and typing this because of the shivering but I wanted to let all 3 of my faithful readers know I’m thinking of them and let you know why I haven’t written or commented much this week. As soon as the shivering subsides and my fever drops below 100 I’ll be back good as new….or as good as I have a right to expect to be!
Life would be so much easier if I would just get a lap top!! Then I could take it into the little boys room and in between vomiting in the sink as I fill the throne I could write a few comments to my friends!!! Of course there’s still that cursed shivering. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I get some of my best ideas in the bathroom anyway.
Too much info you say….Sorry! What can I say I have a fever!
Anyway that’s the straight poop…yuck!!! I really have to go now….I think I see Jesus!!!
"What a pretty light….and so bright……….
October 31, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Lol…..at the blog, not because your sick. Hope you feel better Bry!
October 31, 2007 at 4:19 pm
YESSS, he spoketh… or writeth… too bad it’s not with happy health.
Feel better soon and one word - Depends!!
October 31, 2007 at 7:08 pm
GET WELL WISHES!!!!!!
November 1, 2007 at 6:35 am
OH NO THE FLU BUG HAS STARTED….. keep it in your parts please….I dont want to get the shivers…lol Hope you feel better!
November 1, 2007 at 7:01 am
I hope you feel better. I hate being sick and I hate being babied when I am sick. So keep it away please. Look forward to when your back to your old self. Praying for a speedy recovery.
November 1, 2007 at 8:30 am
Oh, man that is awful. I’m not feeling very tip top today and I’m starting to worry if the flu is lurking in me too. Get better, Hardcore Mutha!
November 1, 2007 at 9:00 am
The FLU BLOWS!! Seeing Jesus, well…that may help with the flu….Feel better and please do not speak of things coming out of your butt ever again…thanks! Take care Big Bryan!
November 1, 2007 at 10:04 am
glad you mustered up enough to let us know what’s going on… and yes, do not ever speak of things coming out of your butt again… hope it leaves quickly!!
November 2, 2007 at 11:31 am
Lol…awww, dear! I hope you feel better:) I read in your current blog that your feeling somewhat better..so I hope that continues:) Go kick some ass now, ya hard core mutha..I’ll be rooting for you every step you take;) Hugs***Angela(BG):D