How Do They Know This Stuff???
How Do They Know This Stuff???
Used to be I wouldn’t get 3 e-mails in an entire week but suddenly I’m getting sooooo many e-mails I’ve had to put a trash filter on it to filter out all the bullcrap. The funny thing is that it’s all started since I’ve joined BodySpace and since I’ve been seriously working out.
Now suddenly I get at least 15 to 20 bodybuilding related e-mails a day!!! How do they know??? It blows my freaking mind!!!
Oh and did you know that girls really like bodybuilders??? Hell yes….they must because I get at least 5 to 10 mails everyday from girls who are hot just for me and wants to be with me. I wonder how they found out I was a bodybuilder?? According to these e-mails I could have any of these babes I want…..that is as long as they don’t find that I’m also apparently on the tiny penis list!!
That’s right!!! Much to my embarrasment it also seems that several people knows I have a small penis. Thank God though that they are willing to share their penis enlargement techniques with me before all the hot girls who are wanting to go out with me tonight find out!!! Now I just have to chose from the many many offers of penis enlargement I get everyday!! Desicions, desicions!!!!
August 28, 2007 at 3:23 am
Don’t feel bad, somehow I got on a Christian mailing list. Now hot Christian singles want to meet me every day. It just doesn’t seem right
August 28, 2007 at 5:22 am
LOL, don’t ya just love spam. Not the kind you fry in a pan although I did used to like that. Fried spam with mustard on toast. Yum. My husband says that if you click the link to be off their mailing lists it just creates more spam so we just delete them. Have fun.
August 28, 2007 at 5:49 am
SPAM!!! You mean there really aren’t hot young girls wanting to hook up with only me??? DAMN!!
August 28, 2007 at 8:53 am
ROFLMAO!
Ok, that’s one for the books dude! hey, whatever surveilence program they’ve got on you they have on me too so I’ll let you know when I figure out who’s behind all this.
August 28, 2007 at 11:36 am
Well since you put it that way, how can any girl resist a guy like you. LOL Great blogs!
August 28, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Hey, apparently I have a camera on me, and if I go to YouTube i can see this horrifying video that my mother would be ashamed of… and I, too, need "help" to be the man of her dreams. tsk tsk… I can forward any of those emails to you, BTW, if you haven’t found the cure you’re looking for yet.