This is from my http://adfontes86.wordpress.com/2012/11/28/spot-me-maybe/ but I thought I'd once again post it here. Wrote this last night. I haven't written a parody in years.

Spot Me, Maybe (a parody to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic)

I threw some plates on the bar

Someday I’ll deadlift a car

But only bruised shins so far

Two days from now I’ll pay

I’ll drink some whey after this

Dumbbells and plates are my bliss

My puny muscles won’t miss

Two days from now I’ll pay

That bar was bendin

Ripped hands, sweat was glowin

Grunt now, veins are showin

Wearin stupid straps to save me

Hey I just benched too

And might seem lazy

But you seem stronger

So spot me, maybe?

It’s hard to admit

This is heavy

But you seem stronger

So spot me, maybe?

Hey I just benched too

And might seem lazy

But you seem stronger

So spot me, maybe?

And all the meatheads

Try to spot me

But you seem stronger

So spot me maybe?

I took a break between sets

And now you’re making a bet

I’ll try to make you regret

With these weights I’ll pay

I huff, puff, and exhale

Have to fight and get pale

I didn’t think I could lift it

I’ll  be sore in two days

That bar was bendin

Ripped hands, sweat was glowin

Grunt now, veins are showin

Wearin stupid straps to save me

Hey I just benched too

And might seem lazy

But you seem stronger

So spot me, maybe?