BodyBlog Reading #7: Maddi
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In this light-hearted parody, featured BodySpace member “Maddi” has her recent blog entry read by a distinguished orator’s cousin. Follow along:
“I was blessed with a visitor last night. And I’m not talking Auntie Flo. She came this morning. No. Last night it was a young man, teen to early 20’s. He was wearing a ball cap and sucking on a nice cold bottle of Dr. Pepper. I woke up to the sound of, “Mom?” “Yeah,” I said, and there he stood. Next to my bed staring down at my husband. Now this may sound like the beginning of a good porn sequence. However me and hubby still have our values. We just don’t f-ck the undead.”
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June 1, 2009 - 10:08 pm MST at 10:08 pm
Speaks volumes: While at the same time, not saying a word….
June 2, 2009 - 7:16 am MST at 7:16 am
I’ll be damned if that didn’t bring a tear to my eye! You guys are fun—nnnny! Thanks!!
June 14, 2009 - 1:26 pm MST at 1:26 pm
and this is appropriate..but I’m banned..go figure
August 2, 2009 - 2:43 pm MST at 2:43 pm
yeah, i just don’t get these writings in relation to the website.