Training for Team Universe 2009!

I haven’t been here since last week, way too busy.  I popped in to check e-mail, order some supps and JanTana and submit an article and that was about it.  I am training constantly (cardio 12x per week; weights x 5; Track/Plyo x 2 + life) and this is in addition to my two kids, studying and considering a degree swap from but figuring out how many credits I will lose, (considering nursing, MBA, and Psychology each with differing reasons) maintaining the four clients that "followed" me (I did not steal them lol) when I lost my job of several years at the same facility as a trainer and group ex leader, 2 very active and training German Shepherds, and my incredible husband who is gone 70% of the time.  He is part of the maintenance as well, but I also write for three different websites in three different genres and that doesn’t count the music my husband and I are trying forever to make, one metal and another rockabilly with a "crunch"… but gets put on the back burner to all it is the most expensive yet passionate venture; our living room is cluttered with instruments, hardware for instruments, amps, cords, a stair master, my husbands gigantic drum cage and double bass set.  We don’t have family here at all, we don’t have a list of babysitters so our kids are always, always with us.  If we go out my son watches my daughter, but he isn’t always here either.  We go to a lot of concerts, local shows, and DJ and burlesque/comedy events, we like the wierdos and the underground folks that’s for sure but are in no way "bar people" I grew up that way and ate tacos every Tuesday while my Mom played pool (ahem…hustled..she’s very good) and we go places to see live music or an act or something, but… I guess that makes us boring not to hit the bar every damned weekend   I had the third interview for a more administrative/information systems position and it looks very good, will know by tomorrow or Wednesday;  After 11 months I am done I cant stand it and we’re broke most of the time which I also cannot stand.  If all goes well I will make very decent monies, finish with these root canals and then buy tits; yes tits and yes big ones, I’m not shy, I breastfed two babies for a LONG time, the girl over a year, I want my boobs back.  Then likely lots and lots of tattoos, all over, and if my hubby would let me a corset piercing, but alas, it is still too weird for even him.
I had a root canal today and that is one of oh, so many, Now mind you, I have beautiful teeth, but… they seem to be turning to glass in the back and root canal after root canal it gets very pricey to keep them healthy let alone looking nice.  I am so lucky I never needed braces, I wouldn’t have ever gotten them.  I did get percocet prescribed and once I research and find out if I can take one and not F**k up my physique chemically, then I will.
I just did all that "soapbox" bitching because it was inspired by a very long conversation I had with a wonderful person I know, more of a friend of a friend kind of thing.  She spent the entire time complaining and whining and didn’t realize it apparently as it was so out of character.   We all have issues, I dont cry all the time about how I grew up in and ran away from many foster homes in colorado, and had no friends and no family and toted my baby around since I was 16 1/2 and I was a "thick girl" until I was 20 and then just a fat, lazy girl until after my daughter when I was 23. I have spent time with this woman before and shes fit and lifts heavy and eats clean and so I was really fine with my other good friend bringing her to work out with us.  Each time she came to lift, a little tid bit of a bitch would escape and then more and more until every time I saw her she just bitched about something, money, time, kids, her abs (please), sex, whatever.  This is why I get along with men much easier, I have several female friends but we are all one in the same brash, unique personalities; generally most women, are just too… whatever it is that I guess I am not.
I just try to make myself better every day.  I have so many more issues than many people on this site, I’ve been made fun of and praised, had to tattle to a mod to have a mean statement taken down when I picked a fight in the forum, hell it was my ass cheeks that started the whole BodySpace stink years ago about most viewed and what you could wear, I fought it out with I don’t know who for nearly a week ~ and that was my pre-contest ass too, never been on stage.  Despite anything and everything you say and do some will always hate what they see in you or want in you, some will always look up to you, although this is wasted effort to look up to anyone but yourself and your higher power, mine being God.  I  read books constantly as a means of distraction, to the point of being a bibliophile I think; and force myself not to think of negative or self defeating things, its behavior modification that has to be done to function and again no matter what I may do, some people will just be ****ty to you.  No matter what I do to modify my reactions, my words, my facial expressions, tone or timber or voice, some people just have to be takers, some will always be *******s, some women will always be catty.  I refuse to allow these people to suck the life out of me and generally avoid them at all costs.  I am the least fake person, and likely much to honest about what goes on in my head than I should be, but if we were all like that it would be a lot better.  You know that fake, phoney nice that people are sometimes?  I just want to call them on it, in a blunt and direct way, but most people cant handle that and I have learned to modify… see?  Still, it continues. Needless to say I will not be asking my friend to invite her friend to a work out again.  Geez.

Oh, just finished reading The NEW Psychcybernetics (excellent albeit preachy), You, Inc. (meh), and  The Talent Code (VERY thought provoking)

now working on The Case for a Creator, and  still working on (4 months now) Physics of the Impossible

Well I am editing a leg day home video I shot, well my hubby did for me, thank you and I notice a huge bruise lining the underside of my right calf muscle in .  Today its worse!  I haven’t a clue where it came from but its a bad one, you’ll see it in my 5 weeks out update… my husband is such a kick ass amateur video-grapher… much easier than hauling a little tripod in and looking all conspicuous while you lift.  I think he has ulterior motives though, as he seems to really "like" watching me lift… hmm. No he’s not a gym guy, he goes whenever I ask, and he is in excellent condition, but he is a martial arts plays drums and says its exercise guy.

I saw Heather Mae French working out at the Armbrust PRO Gym last night, she was training someone who looked 100% dialed in and ready for a show ~ and she too looked incredible of course just recently off her 1st place showing   anyway… back later

I was tweeting last night and noticed a tweet about Chuck Liddel being on the next dancing with the stars… holy crap.  I thought surely they jest, could this be true?  Then this morning in the UFC BodyBlog here on BodySpace, I saw it announced again.  I once saw Chuck take part in an experiment, where the measured the sheer force of his punch, through a side of beef, literally; I believe he was somehwhere at 1000 psi… just to note a football player, his name eludes me, went busting through a standard, thick, door and frame, to measure his total output of force, and his entire body full force was the same 1000 psi… but in a small, condensed package located in his fist.  I just cannot see him on dancing with the stars.  I am aware of the sheer athleticism required to dance with perfect technique and impeccable grace… but no matter how manly the man, it just seems to feminize somehow, sorry its just my opinion.  I really like Chuck Liddel and dont know what to think of this.

Anyway enough of that,  I spent hours yesterday editing videos of training and a couple of work outs for this article I am working on for the training section, not my prep.  My eyes are all gummy feeling from wearing contacts and staring at the hi res screen on this laptop for almost 5 hours very late at night.

Five weeks left and I feel pretty good, especially for it being my very first national show.  I have also, as I mentioned before never visited NYC and am really excited about that!  My hubby and I get time with eachother several times a month, at a concert, or a local show.  We are not at all bar people, I think I have been to "the bar" a total of five times in the last five years or so.  We love to play pool, but thats at Dave & Busters or at a friend’s place.  We have never, in 10 years of marriage, and 12 years together been without our kids, and alone, in a far off distant land.  I cannot wait.  I wont be able to eat thie first two days I am there, but after the show on Saturday, and in NYC, I have the tiniest, itty bitty dress and plan on frolicking about NYC and eating and drinking my brains out with my very tolerant and supportive man

We are visiting BodyBuilding.com headquarters next week, on the 29th and I am going to stop by and visit JTV! to chat about my nationals prep for Team Universe, all the great things BodyBuilding.com has done for me and anything else that may come up! If you are in the dark, JTV! is  BodyBuilding.com’s very own weekly web show that hosts different interesting people; for example the heavy metal band Chimaira visited recently on the 13th, and chatted with a lot of people, they can all be rewatched and found in the archive on the main page found here >>> 

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/justintv.htm

BiologyBabe Jaime Girard!
Thursday, Aug. 27, 2009
1:00-2:00 p.m. MDT (-0600)

so you should check out my prep in the PRO/AM BLOG here on BodySpace and just search through as it is interspersed with many other great posts about PRO/AM competiions and athletes! 

A new update every week! Then the trip to NYC, the athletes meeting, and onstage!  Should be fun…!

I have been out of this particular blog for awhile.  I have been nudged to get back in here.  HOWEVER… About every ten days I submit my entire prior week’s diet, training, and tid-bits of my current Team Universe prep to the lovely editorial team here at BodyBuilding.com, and they feature it in the official PRO/AM Blog on the main BodyBlogs/BodySpace page!  It’s certainly a huge motivation to be accountable to the viewing audience!  To my chagrin I think, I was actually approached at a new gym and at my old and asked if I was the pro in the blog on bodybuilding… I said well, wow, not a pro, but maybe that’s me yes?  LOL I always get recognized at shows when I compete by two or three BodyBuilding.com regulars.  At my previous job, that I miss horribly, I had a small pack of mentally deficient teenagers that e-stalked me, seriously, and came to the gym for two years.  One was actually revoked of his membership for a thread he started right here that pissed off my then boss, the executive director.  It’s really strange to be an absolute nobody, and have a teeny part of the world recognize you in public.

Please visit my progress articles and YouTube videos (they will be embedded with this week’s update) and help me stay in the game with most of my brain intact!  People are so nice about helping you out, its refreshing.  Lots of cool stuff is happening lately and its about damned time! After a year of torment and hell (thats all I will elaborate) its so great to finally be back on track and headed in new and unbelievable directions and people out there taking notice and being cool enough to help out!  I will go into more about all the new ventures and good things happening in the next few weeks… promise.  I will say that I will be visiting BodyBuilding.com headquarters in Boise, ID the last week in August but you’ll have to wait and see why!

Doing well on my prep, I had secured a partial tanning sponsor, until they likened it to arsenic and mustard gas!  Now I am planning to use the ever-wonderful airbrush spray tan the last 3 weeks and before the show, I dont want to age any faster let alone cancer, and the painting that is done pre-show is so freaking dark, no need for the pre-tanning.  I never tan my face or neck before anyway, I cover it, slather it daily with moisturizers and SPF 25 and little eye creams, and pre-anti fine line creams, all that stuff to keep my face looking just like this for the next 30 years or so!  I dont believe in any kind of facial procedures to make one look younger, no botox, collagen, etc… I am only 33 but damn, a friend of mine is 27 and just had Juvederm put into her face!!  YUCK.

I plan to blog here daily again, but the training and diet and contest stuff, for the most part will be in the articles located in the PRO/AM BLOG; I will let a few things through here in this blog, but I am using this one to complain and vent and showcase the more normal things in life while prepping for a HUGE show…. thanks and hope I can share something of worth to you all!  Seems all anyone does nowadays in these things is bitch about how wronged they have been, or BS bragging which is the same idiocy… so I will try to keep it interesting and whine free!