invaluable advice!
Please, if you never listen to any advice I give out, I beg you to listen to this!
Never…
Ever…
Ever…
*Fart at the water fountain because there will ALWAYS be a hot guy that snuck up behind you while you were filling your water bottle. This is especially true when you have a belly ache after eating your eggs.
Most importantly, DON’T sigh after you fart for crying out loud!!! This makes it REALLY awkward.
*Based on a true story.
February 11, 2007 at 9:53 am
thats freakin funny..
February 12, 2007 at 9:46 pm
ha! glad i happened up this today…who knows what could have happened…
March 8, 2007 at 5:19 am
that’s funny!
will keep that in mind for the next time im by the water fountain..;0
July 1, 2007 at 10:11 am
This is hilarious
July 1, 2007 at 10:11 am
Oh!!! that is very funny and very true! I have unfortunately already learned that lesson! At the very least I did NOT sgh…so not so bad I guess! hahaha!
July 11, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Too funny!
February 12, 2008 at 1:18 pm
tears are rolling down my eyes right now…
September 6, 2008 at 3:34 pm
You crazy:P