Aussiegirl007’s BodyBlog

‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The punch and the candy, the bread and the cheese
And the way I’d not said, “No thank you, please.”
As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt—
I said to myself, as I only can
“You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!”
So–away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
“Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won’t have a cookie–not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore—
But isn’t that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

I am getting ready for my first Snowy Christmas experience.
Have a wonderful, safe and happy Christmas Holidays and prosperous New Year.
Great “Thank You” to all the Troops serving our country and protecting our freedom.
Thanks to Bodybuilding.com allowing us to keep strong and motivated.

Bluey

I have always been reading Oxygen Magazine and admired those hot woman competing in the fitness body competitions. I have always been training different ways and am wanting to have the same body. I have competed in different sporting competitions throughout my life but never had an experience of enjoying a glamorous ways. I am training hard and am almost there, but I would like to have a guide that will help me to cross the line. I know that the right nutrition is necessary along the right excersise regime. I am lactose intolerant making my goals a bit harder to achieve. I have been guiding myself by reading magazines, communicating with trainers, reading other posts and guides. Please look at my blogs, progress charts and nutritional info of mine to see if you can spot any potential trouble and help me out. I would like to thank especially Deeana Tyuleneva, Mararet Tivisay Briceno, Laura Harris and MsFitness and MJfox. Great videos and supplement informations have guided me well.

Since I am new to computers and internet I have not much idea on where to find information on the competitions and what it takes to compete in one. If you are reading this and know the info to guide me, please please help. I am an Australian, would I be able to compete? are there special requirements for different age groups? mothers? weight? etc. etc.

I need a trainer !.!.!.!.

Thanks in advance

Bluey