ArmySoldier1’s BodyBlog

   First I got to give ya’ll a little background. A good friend of mine works in the Post Office here on my FOB and when I am not going out on missions and I have some down time, I go down and help those guys out (makes the time go by when you stay busy). Anyway, I am down there today and I pick up this box that is vibrating and leaking. Looked at the label and nothing on the label gave any indication that there was anything in there that should be vibrating and/or leaking. So, according to the Post Office SOP, we have to call EOD. They call them and tell them there is a suspicious package…

   EOD shows up, sets up the x-ray machine, then decides that they will just open it. So they clear everyone out and proceed to open the package. In the meantime, we were all betting what it was that was vibrating and leaking. The EOD guys guessed in was hair clippers, someone else guessed it was a personal recreational device, someone else said it was an electric toothbrush. Keep in mind that the package was addressed to a male Soldier. Well, they open it and start laughing like crazy…he had everyone make an official guess. They all guessed the items above and when they asked me, I said it was a personal recreational device made for a male (vibrating pocket p****y).

   Yes, I was correct…it was freakin’ hilarious! The leaking substance was lubricant. The EOD guys took pictures with the "suspicious package" contents. OMG, we all freakin’ cracked up! So, the EOD guys had to sign the package that it was opened. He wrote, "Opened by ******, EOD on 09 JUL 09…NICE!"

   See over here, when under stress most of the time, it is a great day when something happens that makes us all laugh! We decided that his wife was awesome! Sorry, I had to share this with ya’ll, because it was a very funny thing in a not so funny place.

Until later…Jay

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