Aging humor……….what NOT to do!!!!
YIPES!!! Cover your eyes if you have a weak stomach. 
At some point, ladies have GOT to give up the Daisy Duke shorts. Below the pic is a Senior Dress Code, for us more ‘mature’ & fashion challenged workout fanatics.
Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Mini skirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo’s and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last , but not least…….
13. Thongs and Depends
July 7, 2009 at 5:14 pm
lol….a little humor goes a long way!
July 7, 2009 at 5:18 pm
LMFAO. You funny, Al. You real funny!!
July 7, 2009 at 6:14 pm
lol, enjoyed the post
July 7, 2009 at 7:05 pm
ROFLMFAO!!! OMG!!! That pic did almost make me want to chunk. I may have a little ways to go before this, but I hope I don’t have to worry about that stuff. Although, inline skates and a walker, you can make up some time at the all you can eat buffet!
July 7, 2009 at 7:28 pm
If looking like that is courageous I hope I’m a coward!
July 7, 2009 at 10:51 pm
I think that pic might be from BikeToberFest in Daytona, FL. I always see old "hot" biker "babes" during that time of year there
Nice post, hun.
July 8, 2009 at 5:17 am
I’ll keep this list in mine … once I get as old as …you. LOL "To each, his [or in this case HER] own."
July 8, 2009 at 6:39 am
Good stuff, A-train. now I want to poke out my mind’s eye…
July 8, 2009 at 8:45 am
Haahah.. I’ll keep this in mind for my upcoming years
July 8, 2009 at 10:01 am
wow…I am struck dumb…..
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